PS Creativity > Comedy > Caption Competitions > #3 - The Five Doctors

Winner:
"Pertwee: 'Shit, don't look now but Tom's just arrived.
Everyone ignore him - I said ignore him Troughton'."
Jon Masters

""Well, the Rani should really have called us the Grumpy one and the Fartist!
Get a whiff of this mustard coloured guff-bucket! Oh my giddy farts!""
Rob McCow

"The first day of the Doctors strike got off to a bad start when Peter forgot to bring along the placards..."
Andrew Curnow

"Troughton was ecstatic that Davison had failed to beat his winning
time in the "guess what fruit's in your pocket" competition."
Jon Masters

"Troughton: "I see our dress sense hasn't improved..."
Pertwee: "Nor the size of our trouser snakes"
Si Hart

"Pertwee looks on in horror as Peter Davison plays pocket
billiards during a quick break in recording."
Pip Madeley

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