Poll Results

10: Pssst! It is marvellous!

1. Anthony Williams,
2. Paul Clement

9: Great (Vampire)

1. Dirk Gently,
2. SiHart,
3. Terry Leptil,
4. Thevelvetymole

8: Enough to frighten half starved peasants

1. Andrew Curnow,
2. brandynigma,
3. dalekkiller,
4. Jonno,
5. Lord President,
6. MacNimon,
7. Rob McCow,
8. WileyKat

7: There are guards outside... many guards!

1. Dino,
2. Matthew T

6: Your apologies are recorded.

1. Ralph

5: Straight up (and straight back down)

4: The wasting (of time)

3: Sociopathetic abcess

2: Yawning Chasm

1: I've never seen such a state of decay