"Cowdalek Inversion of Moonhatten"
Oh yes, i can see it now...
a placid herd of cowmen ("women, c?") receiving instructions from Dalek Sic('em) [of the 'Cowgo Cult of Skarmoo'] all the whilst sedately chewing gum with that concentrated look of pure evil cunning that cows have:
"Right, we go and capture these People, yeah? - like We round Them up you mean? And then we give them some milk. No? We, erm, Herd this, um, what's the Collective for humans Mooriel? - this, ah, Crowd of prisoners down here into this, well, i must say, Pigsty (i mean it's not exactly Pastoral down here is it Mahaagaret?) and Then we give 'em a nice feed of milk. No?"
[oh, look - roast beef!]
Or there'd be these musclebound Minotaurs roaring about in a red-faced rage, getting their enormous black horns caught up in the plumbing and challenging the Doctor pinned against the corridor: "Don't You Know Me, Doctor!?*"
"Who? - sorry...Have we met? Or are you just Winding Up the Timelord's Watch, eh, so to speak - WellllllYou-mightn't o'course, more likely it'd be Me! So there y'go - well I go anyway. Um, Sorrry, er, Who are you exactly? Oh, COWmen! - well, cowBoys in fact, i mean it's obvious really and then there's those silly cows huddled over there behind their pulchritude and good heavens! - that's not a milk-churn, iiit'sa Daaalekkk!!! Ohhhh, innit Cute! I thought we'd gone out of stock with them?!? Typical, one moment y'think y've collected the lot and next thing you find y'self Bargaining in a Basement with them. Excuse me, but why has one of those Bulls got tentacles? He's Not a Cowbrid? - he's a ManKaled!! ("MankyLad" more like!) Gosh, that's wizard!!! - evil - but dead clever, Live clever even, if you call that "living" ...being half human."
[* Think 'Legend' - Ridley Scott's a legit Who-reference, yes? ("my foot!") ]
Oh you're sorry now, aren't you?
That'll teach you to have Little Yellow Truck with the RetroRobot!
"RetroRobots Conquer and Enjoy!"