According to the latest celebrity w*nkathon/comedy countdown on Channel 4 last night. Some real classics made the final list:
http://www.channel4.com/film/newsfea...ts/100-91.html
100. Alan Titchmarsh (The laughs come early. )
99. Adam Brodie
98. Brooke Shields
97. Richard Madeley
96. Bjorn Borg
95. Catherine Bach
94. Jean-Christophe Novellir
93. Justin Timberlake
92. Gisele
91. Kirstie & Phil (My cat is a bigger sex symbol! :tut )
90. James Nesbitt
89. Farah Fawcett
88. Julio Iglesias
87. Jessica Rabbit
86. Tony Curtis
85. Diana Dors
84. Gordon Ramsay
83. Michael Hutchence
82. Joanna Lumley
81. Betty Page
80. Woody Allen
79. Rock Hudson
78. David Walliams
77. Rachel Stevens
76. Linda Carter
75. Carol Vorderman
74. Denzel Washington
73. Jeremy Paxman
72. Jude Law
71. JFK
70. Serge Gainsborg
69. Abi Titmuss
68. Jim Morrison
67. Simon Cowell (All hail The Mighty Moobed One!! :clap)
66. Vivien Leigh
65. Tony Blair
64. Gael Garcia Bernal
63. Jack Nicholson
62. Prince William
61. Owen Wilson
60. Sharon Stone
59. Patrick Stewart
58. Nigella Lawson
57. Gerard Depardieu
56. Aishwarya Rai
55. Hugh Laurie
54. Donny Osmond
53. John Malkovich
52. Jamie Lee Curtis
51. Thierry Henry
50. Helen Mirren
49. Steve McQueen
48. Johnny Knoxville
47. Mel Gibson
46. Burt Reynolds
45. Ziyi Zhang
44. David Cassidy
43. Richard Gere
42. Jordan
41. Robert Redford
40. Raquel Welch
39. Jenna Jameson
38. John Travolta
37. Christian Bale
36. Imran Khan
35. Desperate Housewives :rolleyes
34. David Beckham
33. Antonio Banderas
32. Kim Basinger
31. Tom Jones
30. Cindy Crawford
29. Colin Firth
28. Anna Kournikova
27. James Dean
26. Cameron Diaz
25. Tom Cruise
24. Sophia Loren
23. Brigitte Bardot
22. Pamela Anderson
21. James Bond
20. Robbie Williams
19. Colin Farrell
18. Debbie Harry
17. Viggo v Orlando (a Lord of the Rings spurtfest!) :-D
16. Sarah Michelle Gellar
15. Uma Thurman
14. Alan Rickman
13. Liz Taylor
12. Madonna
11. Marlon Brando
10. Scarlett Johansson
9. Johnny Depp
8. Kylie
7. George Clooney
6. Lara Croft
5. Brad Pitt
4. Beyonce
3. Marilyn Monroe
2. Elvis
1. Angelina Jolie
Too many Channel 4 presenters/shows/fictional characters in that countdown. I'm surprised Marge Simpson didn't make the Top Ten!
Nice to see Jim Morrison in a Titmuff/Cowell sandwich! :flash