Question Time 02

[Simon R]

We've not watched it yet (outrage!!!) so I shall be watching it with the missus.

Yvette Fielding or Yvette Carte Blanche?

[P-Bal]

Fielding everytime. She makes my panties like an ocean wave.

Rod Stewart or Moira Stewart, who would you rather wake up next to?

[Trudi G]

Moira stewart - at least she could give me a run down on the days headlines!

Do you have any hidden talents?

[Dirk Gently]

No talents what so ever!


Do you?

[Trudi G]

Wouldn't you like to know!

What's your earliest childhood memory?

[Dirk Gently]

Good question, I'd say it's a tie between seeing Pertwee in action (although I have no idea what was going on or which story, but it must have been from his last season) & being at my cousins wedding, sitting on a chair & kicking my legs to lift ladies skirts/dresses. Both about 2-3 years of age.


Same question?

[Andrew Curnow]

kicking my legs to lift ladies skirts/dresses

Some things never change.

My earliest memory is sitting in my (I think) Gran's kitchen, watching my Mum's chest going up and down, and thinking what an effort all this breathing business was. Lazy from the very start, that's me.

Same question again (too lazy to think of a new one, you see)!

[stuartdg]

My earliest memory is of being too lazy to think of another question

Same again?

[SiHart]

I can remember my 3rd birthday- the old stripey plates, Mr Happy on the TV, unwrapping my big Lego set.

Who was the last person you sent a text message to?

Si xx

[Trudi G]

Tracy.

Are you a fruit person?

[SiHart]

Yes!

Do you get on better with your Mum or your Dad?

Si xx

[Trudi G]

I'd have to say my mum, seeing as my dads been dead for about 26 years...


Are you a people person, or a solitary soul?

[Andrew Curnow]

I'm a solitary soul. It's not that I dislike people, more that they unnerve me.

What's your favourite Doctor, Doctor joke?

[Dirk Gently]

"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a dustbin.

Stop talking rubbish."

Probably because I made that one up when I was about 9.



What's your favourite joke of any description?

[P-Bal]

Yes, I like:

"What do you call a donkey with three legs?"
"A wonkey!"

It's bizarre how much that makes both myself and Ian Watkins laugh.

Gary Barlow or Ken Barlow, who would you rather wake up next to?

[Stuart Wallis]

Mr. Ian will laugh at anything! Except my jokes, not that i blame him...

About 20 years ago, a friend of mine roped me into doing a send-up video of Coronation Street in whick Ken was running the Sunday Sport. If he's still got Jo Guest's phone number... Otherwise...

Jo Guest or David Gest?

[Simon R]

David Gest because he's probably had fun with Katy Manning seeing as she was Liza Mismelli's friend.

Cadburys Creme Egg or Kinder Egg?

[Lissa]

Creme Eggs - this year I've found them much nicer than previous years. And they taste smoother just after Christmas than they do when they've been sitting on shelves for a few pre-Easter months.

Who can take a sunrise
Sprinkle it with dew
Cover it with choc'late and a miracle or two?

[Andrew Curnow]

The Kandyman can. "It's a labour of love," he claims.

Red Hot Dalek Action, or Nice Cold Ice Cold Milk?

[P-Bal]

I'll have red hot anything anytime.

Kakko or cack, which are you more likely to find in your attic?

[Simon R]

Cack alas. We'd be rich if Kakko was in our attics. Or our chocha's.

Eurovision or Chucklevison?

[P-Bal]

Euroslynvision every time!

Melanie C or a cup of tea, which is more soothing after a hard day?

[Pip Madeley]

Cup of tea is much more enjoyable and doesn't leave you feel empty afterwards.

What's your favourite card game?

[P-Bal]

Doctor Who: Battles In Time, so long as I get the two blokes from Army Of Ghosts at Torchwood, Yvonne, Jackie and Jake.

Sandie Shaw or Martin Shaw, who would you rather find icing your cake?

[Simon R]

Martin Shaw's son is a Bette in Bad Girls.

Greenclaws or Melvin and Maureen's Music O'Grams?