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**Matthew T** · 28th Apr 2007, 3:14 PM

See here!

Loads of Doctor Who books, and a few CDs/DVDs too.

WhiteCrow · 29th Apr 2007, 1:40 PM

Originally Posted by Matthew T

See here!

Loads of Doctor Who books, and a few CDs/DVDs too.

You actually bought the Prom Night box set? Mods - will someone ban this guy please!!!

[Disclaimer - this is what is known as a joke. Some people seem to have problem noticing them at the moment. Like the Bracknell group meeting in a Manchester pub.]

**P-Bal** · 29th Apr 2007, 5:33 PM

I thought Lady Tate was making cash from his scat fetish.

**Dirk Gently** · 29th Apr 2007, 5:43 PM

That's next month.

**Simon R** · 29th Apr 2007, 7:05 PM

I'll give you 5p for the lot.

**Dirk Gently** · 29th Apr 2007, 7:23 PM

That's not to be sniffed at.

**Matthew T** · 29th Apr 2007, 8:05 PM

*sniffs*

**P-Bal** · 29th Apr 2007, 9:34 PM

He's sniffed worse.

**Dirk Gently** · 29th Apr 2007, 9:38 PM

Your fingers?

**P-Bal** · 29th Apr 2007, 10:17 PM

So many have.

**Simon R** · 30th Apr 2007, 12:20 AM

Billingsgate Fish Market.

**P-Bal** · 30th Apr 2007, 3:57 PM

I suspect the odour is her own fanny & B.O. Maybe even a hint of fried food.

**Dirk Gently** · 30th Apr 2007, 6:56 PM

Are you sure she didn't give a friend a hand.

**P-Bal** · 30th Apr 2007, 7:51 PM

More fingers!

**Simon R** · 1st May 2007, 11:26 PM

**Matthew T** · 2nd May 2007, 10:59 PM

I just got this question about my copy of the EDA "The Janus Conjunction":

Hello,
I would just like to inquire as to whether this novel has any relation to Pie In The Sky actress and Eurovision 1991 contestant Samantha (Sam) Janus. I love her with my whole heart and will bid a lot of coinage if this proves to be the case.
Thank you for your time.
xxxxx

Well it takes all sorts I suppose

Pip Madeley · 2nd May 2007, 11:04 PM

Tell them yes. Also say there's a Doctor Who/Game On crossover novel.

**Matthew T** · 2nd May 2007, 11:04 PM

I'm guessing the above has something to do with a certain young lady that frequents these parts now I think about it.

**P-Bal** · 3rd May 2007, 9:07 PM

Oh my God! Did Samantha Janus really do Eurovision for us singing the Paul Curtis written A Message To Your Heart in Rome 1991, placing a miserable tenth?!

**Simon R** · 3rd May 2007, 9:54 PM

Samantha Janus, stick it up ya a***.

She ran like a wild thing when we stalked her through Hamleys.

True 'dat.

**P-Bal** · 3rd May 2007, 10:40 PM

Yet we all had our own individual and thoroughly valid reasons to chase the bitch.

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