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7th May 2007, 7:23 PM #1Trudi G Guest
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
SAEED AL SAHAF - Iraqi Head of Information;
The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We do not even have a chicken.
GEORGE W BUSH
We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either for us or against us. There is no middle ground.
COLIN POWELL
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
TONY BLAIR
I agree with George.
HANS BLIX
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
DR SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?
SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES
eChicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2003.
ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON
What is your definition of chicken?
THE BIBLE
And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken THOU SHALT CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken didst cross the road, and there was rejoicing.
COLONEL SANDERS
Did I miss one?
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7th May 2007, 10:31 PM #2
Hahaha...funny. Especially like the Colonel Sanders one,and I'm a vegetarian!
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7th May 2007, 10:48 PM #3Captain Tancredi Guest
Ian Levine: If I hadn't gone to Farmer Giles's chicken farm and bought up all the eggs in sight, there wouldn't have been a chicken left to cross the road.
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8th May 2007, 12:09 AM #4
To quote Victoria Wood...
"Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?"
"Because it saw two Mormons coming out of Woolworths?"
Si.
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