Silly things That Irritate you for no good reason.

[WhiteCrow]

Mine today is Grown Men On BMX Bikes.

IT'S A CHILDS BIKE! You don't look cool you look like a dick! How can you look cool when your knees almost smack you in the head every time you pedal. You're 32 for Christ's sake. And those pink tyres make you look like a girl!
Grow up and get a proper bike or even a car! How old are you?

How dare you sir - it's just a sign of a generation who've not moved on since ET ...

Plus let's not forget, no BMX, no BMX Bandits, no Nicole Kidman - yum!

[Si Hunt]

The little thing that annoys me is when I go to use the computer and some little monkey has left Caps Lock on so my password doesn't work. Every bleedin' day!

Si.

[Wayne]

People who start sentences & thread titles & things without using a capital letter.

[Pip Madeley]

People who start sentences & thread titles & things without using a capital letter.

Kinda ties into mine then (dislike for bad grammar/spelling). It might be anal, but it is a niggly irritation.

[Andrew Curnow]

I agree... although I'm not sure "kinda" is a real word.

P.S. I'm only kidding, Pip - I use it myself so I'm hardly one to talk.

[Pip Madeley]

Kinda's the name of a Dr Who story, so it's legit

[Dirk Gently]

Silly things That Irritate you for no good reason.

Kinda ties into mine then...

I know some people don't like it but calling Kinda silly is a bit harsh isn't it?

And that sentence contains some poor grammar!

[Pip Madeley]

Not at all, I was knowingly using the colloquialism "kinda", so nerr.

[Andrew Curnow]

"Nerr"?

[Dirk Gently]

Not at all, I was knowingly using the colloquialism "kinda", so nerr.

Kinda ties into mine then (dislike for bad grammar/spelling). It might be anal, but it is a niggling irritation.

[Pip Madeley]

I have one answer to that:

[Dirk Gently]

You can't say that on this site?

[Pip Madeley]

@ Tim

[Jeff]

I'm hesitant to put this here as it is not silly and does not irritate for 'no good reason' as it is a very serious topic.

The "man-rules" clearly state that there is to be no talking in the Men's Room during the use of bodily functions. Small talk and pleasantries are only permitted at the wash counter or while drying ones hands. When at the urinal one must remain silent and face ahead while either keeping a level gaze or keeping ones eyes on ones own bowl. Also, it is of the worst form for someone in a bathroom stall to speak to another person unless you are out of paper and are requesting assistance in obtaining a new roll.

[Jon Masters]

Too bloody right Jeff. These kids today - next thing you know, they won't be choosing the urinal or cubicle furthest away from you, but deliberately picking the one right next to you.

Its a slippery slope that leads to total anarchy.

[Dirk Gently]

...next thing you know, they won't be choosing the urinal or cubicle furthest away from you, but deliberately picking the one right next to you.

They already do that at Kings Cross...

[Simon R]

They should ban people plopping in public bogs.

[Si Hunt]

Isn't it funny how 'the urinal code' is instilled in every male's DNA - that's the special rule for working out which one you use depending on which one's are taken. For example, if there are four, and the end one is occupied... you would not use the one next to it. To do so would surely be sinister.

Si.

[Jeff]

It's time for....

THE URINAL TEST!!!!

http://www.drinknation.com/urinaltest.php

[Jeff]

I got 5 out of 6, only missing number 5. That's right, I got number 6 correct.

[Pip Madeley]

I always go to a doored stall. It's impossible for me to pee near other men, I just can't get jeed up... and if I go to the urinal and stand there for ages without peeing it makes me look a bit weird... it's made my friends laugh in the past, when I've had to queue up for a doored stall for AGES because of it.

[Jeff]

I always go to a doored stall. It's impossible for me to pee near other men, I just can't get jeed up... and if I go to the urinal and stand there for ages without peeing it makes me look a bit weird... it's made my friends laugh in the past, when I've had to queue up for a doored stall for AGES because of it.

It's called 'Shy Bladder' apparently. At least it must be good to know that enough other men have it that it has a name. I developed a bit of it in Jr. High after one asshole who was formerly a friend decided it would 'cool' of him to go around pushing peoples elbows when they were at the urinal and saying "don't pee on your hand" or something like that. What a jerk...

[Andrew Curnow]

I just can't get jeed up

Maybe it's just me, but if I need to go I don't need any jee-ing (sp?) it just, er, comes naturally.

[Jon Masters]

I got 5 out of 6, only missing number 5. That's right, I got number 6 correct.

I got 5 out of 6, only falling down at the last rigged question.

This is the sort of thing we should be teaching in school nowadays.

I think we should run some kind of experiment at the next meet

[Andrew Curnow]

I got 3 - it says chances are I'm actually a woman...