Question Time 01

[Dirk Gently]

I'd like to be 103, complete with functioning body & mind & slip away peacefully in my jeep.



Buried or cremated?

[Brian]

Cremated I think

Bottom or The Young Ones?

[Larry]

I'd like to be 103, complete with functioning body & mind & slip away peacefully in my jeep.

Buried or cremated?

with a clone of Nicola Byrant and Billie Piper on either side of you..

[Pip Madeley]

Bottom or The Young Ones?

Bottom. Far superior, I think - Rik & Ade's finest moment.

Who's your favourite TV impressionist?

[Lissa]

Rory Bremner's impersonation of a 42" plasma screen has to be seen to be believed.

Can you play poker?

[Dirk Gently]

with a clone of Nicola Byrant and Billie Piper on either side of you..

Yeah, that would be good.


Yes, I can play poker. I prefer No Limit Hold'em.


Are you a fan of playing cards?

[Simon R]

No not really. Dreary things. We bought a pack on holiday last year and not one thing did we do with them.

Which is your favourite English' landmark - The White Cliffs of Dover or Sir Cliff Richard?

[P-Bal]

Sir Clifford Of Richard.

Sinitta or a Sherbert Dib Dab, which gives more pleasure?

[brandynigma]

Sherbet Dib Dab. Especially with popping sherbet.

What is the better breakfast: Weet(a)bix or a croissant?

[Phillip Culley]

Weetabix. Croissants are vile, vile things

Do you like pie?

[Hex]

Apple pie, yes; steak and kidney pie, no.

Favourite breed of dog?

[brandynigma]

Kelpie, with Spaniels a close second.

Should Judo-Chop Mighty Trought up there be the official mascot of Planet Skaro?

[Richard Beeby]

No, I'm voting for P-Bal's jaunty hat to be the official Skaro mascot!

Should hat wearing be made compulsary around here?

[Trudi G]

Definitely!
Have you got a nickname?

[Richard Beeby]

Various versions of my surname tend to be my nickname. My Mum introduced me to someone as Richard the other day and it sounded weird!

So, I'm off to change my passport to Beeby, Beeb, Beebs, Beeb-Boy and I think even B-Boy (but I think that meant something else!)

I liked Trudi's question, so same again...

[Rob McCow]

B-Boy?

Anyway, I've never really had a nickname. Stevey isn't good enough and Rob McCow is something else entirely!

Which animal would you choose as your spirit guide? (if you had the choice!)

[Trudi G]

A cat, if they could be arsed!
What's your earliest childhood memory?

[Dirk Gently]

Which animal would you choose as your spirit guide? (if you had the choice!)

Nice question, A pheonix I think.


Same again.

[SiHart]

I'd have a panda, cos at least I'd be laughing! (don't ask!)

My earliest childhood memory is opeing my presents on my third birthday. I got my first Lego set!

Is today going better than yesterday for you?

Si xx

[Teresa]

Hell Yes!!

Yesterday was not a good day...today is a brilliant day!!

Do you like Chritsmas time??

[Dirk Gently]

I love it.



Are you excited about Easter yet?

[Teresa]

No! not yet... but am aware that as soon as new year is over there will be Easter eggs where ever you look!

What is your favourite Christmas Song?? (be it a carol or a christmas number one)

[Paul Monk]

Tabby has a song called "I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas" and its funny and catchy in a precocious sort of way.

If you were making an alternative xmas songs cd what song would you put on it?

[Rob McCow]

I've been thinking about this lately - I wanted to put together the 'Have A Really Miserable Christmas' CD Compilation, including No Surprises by Radiohead (a reference to presents, surely!) Mad Mad World and Nizlopi.

What other miserable Christmas songs are there?

[Kaybee Bailey]

I guess the classic would be The Pogues... although it has the upbeat chorus it's not exactly a jolly verse.

Have you ever worked night shifts?