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  1. 24th May 2007, 3:55 PM #1
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    Default The Thing of Rassilon

    Rassilon was a daft old beggar who probably had some sort of OCD because he seemed to collect things. And as you do he gave them great powers.
    So he has a Coronet of Rassilon, Staff of Rassilon, Harp of Rassilon and the Toilet Brush of Rassilon.
    It really does border on silly.

    So my question is, if you were Rassilon what object would you give your name to and what power would you give it?
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  2. 24th May 2007, 3:57 PM #2
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    The Cock Of Rassilon.





    A massive chicken to protect the Panopticon.
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  3. 24th May 2007, 4:00 PM #3
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    Keep it clean, Lewis!
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    With the Broom of Rassilon?
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    I would have a son and call him the Rassillon of Rassillon.

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  6. 24th May 2007, 9:03 PM #6
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    The Omega of Rassilon. Not to be confused with the Rassilon of Omega, which is an entirely separate ancient Time Lord artefact endowed with completely different yet equally mysterious powers.
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    I honestly can't believe they got away with "Rassillon's Rod".

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    or Rassilon's ring
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  9. 24th May 2007, 9:21 PM #9
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    The Blankety Blank of Rassilon.
    Pity. I have no understanding of the word. It is not registered in my vocabulary bank. EXTERMINATE!
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  10. 24th May 2007, 9:34 PM #10
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    That Blankety Blank picture looks a bit like the courtroom set to "Trail of a timelord"

    ...kind of...
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  11. 24th May 2007, 9:37 PM #11
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    Probably cost more n' all.

    How about the Wet Celery and the Flying Helmet of Rassilon? I bet he had some fun with them.
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    The Codpiece of Rassilon - the reason transcendental dimensional engineering had to be invented...
    Bazinga !
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    Dry lips? Feeling chafed? Try...
    The Vaseline of Rassilon.

    Going to a cocktail party? Fancy something a little... outre? Try...
    The Battlefrock of Rassilon.

    Those hairs slipping through the cracks in time? Can't get them shifted?
    The Revlon of Rassilon.

    He who loses shall win, Nyah nyah nyah.
    Carry On Rassilon.
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    Using a TARDIS to steal livestock from the Wild West - The Rustling of Rassilon
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    The Milky Tears of Rassilon
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    The Rasslin' of Rassilon - in which he participates in a wrestling organisation in the good ole US of A.
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    The Seal Of Rassilon



    Solitary Borusa, is there still a part of you that wants to live?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carol Baynes View Post
    That Blankety Blank picture looks a bit like the courtroom set to "Trail of a timelord"

    ...kind of...
    With Wogan as the Valeyard and Spine Milligna as the Inquisitor. Now that would have been a damn fine version of TOAT!

    The Frog Pills Of Rassilon! What else do you think has been keeping the old boy alive all this time?!
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    The Spanner of Rassilon! Anyone need their nuts loosening?
    One Day, I shall come back, Yes, I shall come back,
    Until them, there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties, Just go forward in all your beliefs,
    and prove to me that I am not mistaken in mine!
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    ^^^^how about the Charmander of Rassilon.

    Doesn't sound too funny, but maybe he liked pokémon?
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    The Pokémon of Rassilon?

    Perhaps they have the special 'turn people to stone' attack as seen in The Five Doctors.
    Pity. I have no understanding of the word. It is not registered in my vocabulary bank. EXTERMINATE!
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    The Light Entertainment Debut of Rassilon



    oddly enough the woman next to Terry Wogan looks more photoshopped than Rassilon.
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    oddly enough the woman next to Terry Wogan looks more photoshopped than Rassilon.
    She looks a bit like Carole Ann Ford to me.
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    The matching kid's lunch box and flask of Rassilon?
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