The PS Amateur Who Dramatics Society

[Carol Baynes]

Before my time...

[Pip Madeley]

I probably am.

[Carol Baynes]

Yeah, whatEVA!

[Pip Madeley]

Don't be givin' me evils.

[Dirk Gently]

I think you'll want to give me the job!

Probably, there's just my casting couch to try out & I think you'll be there.

[Rob McCow]

It's New Earth, everybody!

The Doctor: Ashley Culley
Rose Tyler: Gisela Curnow
Jackie Tyler: Wayne Jeffries
Mickey Smith: Mike (WhitecrowUK)
Cassandra: Si Hart
Chip: Rob McCow
Matron Casp: Kathy
Duke of Manhattan: The Secretive Bus
Frau Clovis: Jon Masters
Sister Jatt: Carol
Novice Hame: Lissa
Face of Boe: Richard Beeby

With minimal cross dressing! Honestly.

[Andrew Curnow]

Jackie Tyler: Wayne Jeffries

I demand a change of avatar immediately!

[Dave Tudor]

Novice Hame: Lissa

Susie is most disappointed that she didn't get the chance to play the part of her heroine!

[Logo Polish]

I just felt like it...

The Pirate Planet

The Doctor ...... Pip Madeley
Romana ....... Trudi
Voice of K9.......Si Hunt
The Pirate Captain.......Wayne
Mr Fibuli.........Andrew Curnow
Xanxia.........Si Hart
Pralix........Rob McCow
Kimus........Dave Tudor
Mula.........Carol Baynes
Leader of Mentiads......Dirk Gently
Guard Captain.........Matthew T

Hope no-one minds...

[SiHart]

I don't mind, as long as you don't mean the one stuck between the Time Dams.

Si xx

[Logo Polish]

No, I didn't want to cast someone as that version - didn't think that'd be fair on anyone.

I did toy with casting someone as the Polyphase Avatron, but I don't think it says anything anyway.

[SiHart]

No, I didn't want to cast someone as that version - didn't think that'd be fair on anyone.

I can see why!
I'll look forward to wearing those boots then.

Si xx

[Andrew Curnow]

Will I have to say "Er, Captain..." before posting replies to Wayne in future?

BTW, I'm sure Wayne will love being cast in one of his favouritest stories!

[Carol Baynes]

Forget Mula, I want to be Nurse!

[Jason Thompson]

And with that, Carol feeds the fantasies of many a PS member for at least the next six months....

[SiHart]

I thought the image of me as the Nurse/ Xanxia was far more alluring for you all!



Si xx

[Pip Madeley]

It's quite encouraging that I've been singled out for the role of Doctor a few times on this thread... perhaps I could do a PS audio! Then I could do a Two Doctor story with Paul.

Romana Trudeh: What about the multi-loop stabaliser?

Doctor Pip: The wha now?

Romana Trudeh: MULTI-LOOP STABALISER. It says here that on any capsule it will be impossible to effect a smooth materialisation without first activating the multi-loop stabaliser.

Doctor Pip: (rips page out of book) Nah, it'll be reet, watch this... Calufrax, allons-y!

*BANG CRASH WOBBLE WOBBLE WOBBLE*

Romana Trudeh: What's happening?

Doctor Pip: I've cocked up!

K9 Si: Danger, Master, Danger!

Doctor Pip: Ta for that.

*DOCTOR PIP BANGS LIP ON CONSOLE*

Doctor Pip: OUCH! Sorry Romana, no snogging for a week.

[Logo Polish]

Forget Mula, I want to be Nurse!

Doctor Pip: Bafflegab, my dear, I've never heard such bafflegab!

Nurse: You dare to mock me?

Doctor Pip: Yes!

(Nurse slaps Doctor hard on the face)

Yes, I can see how it might suit you...

[Paul Monk]

It's quite encouraging that I've been singled out for the role of Doctor a few times on this thread...

Its not very encouraging for me! I fear a Paul as the Doctor backlash!

[Pip Madeley]

Yes, I can see how it might suit you...

Put Carol in a nurse's uniform and we've got a deal, I'll go and dig out my scarf

Meanwhile, here's Pip Productions' version of

DOCTOR WHO AND THE GIANT WOBOT!

The Doctor - Dave Tudor

Brigadier Ian Lethbridge-Stewart - Andrew Clancy (five rounds rapid, Mr Miles!)

Harry Sullivan - Ant Williams

Sarah Jane Smith - Kaybee Bailey

Sergeant Benton - Alex Finch

Jellicoe - Si Hunt

Miss Winters - Teresa

Professor Kettlewell - Stephen Morgan

Robot - Stuart Wallis

Short - WhiteCrowUK

[Paul Monk]

Carnival of Monsters

Starring

The Doctor - Jason Thompson
(A man of science I can imagine Jason taking no nonsense.)

Jo Grant - Carol Baynes
(I think she was born to play Jo Grant. I think she'd love the wardrobe for starters!)

Captain - Andrew Clancy
(He's got experience of playing son's of Brigadiers so a Captain should be no problem)

Claire Daly - Kathy Reidtmann
(Kathy would suit the period clothing I think)

John Andrews - Rob McCow
(He's a bit posh anyway and it would make a change from playing Rob)

Kalik - Si Hunt
(Not sure why but I think Si could be a mean Michael Wisher)

Major Daly - Andrew Curnow
(After playing Harold the hat bloke I think Andrew does old duffers well.)

Orum - P-Bal
Pletrac - Simon Raynor

(P-bal because he'd make the grey make-up look glamourous and Simon because he's a great double act with Si)

Shirna - Trudi
(Has the glamour and the accent)

Vorg - Wayne Jefferies
(A loveable rogue with a soft spot for the ladies)

Hope I haven't insulted anyone there!

[Ralph]

It's New Earth, everybody!

The Doctor: Ashley Culley
Rose Tyler: Gisela Curnow
Jackie Tyler: Wayne Jeffries
Mickey Smith: Mike (WhitecrowUK)
Cassandra: Si Hart
Chip: Rob McCow
Matron Casp: Kathy
Duke of Manhattan: The Secretive Bus
Frau Clovis: Jon Masters
Sister Jatt: Carol
Novice Hame: Lissa
Face of Boe: Richard Beeby

With minimal cross dressing! Honestly.

Thank God, I'm not in the new series!

[Jason Thompson]

Hmm, killed off once and cast as the Doctor twice (Third Doctor both times, interestingly). I'm not doing too badly here, am I? Especially getting paired up with Carol for a trip to Devil's End...

[Rob McCow]

Kalik - Si Hunt
(Not sure why but I think Si could be a mean Michael Wisher)

So Si should play Michael Wisher playing Kalik - no room for his own interpretation of the role? He's a professional, you know!

And what's all this about being posh?! Oh, I suppose I am really.

[Andrew Curnow]

I think Andrew does old duffers

It's a vicious slur on my character!