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27th Nov 2008, 4:33 PM #226
Pathetically stupid
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Old women: Ahahahahaha - we may be standing in the rain but you're standing in Woolworths.
Dennis, Francois, Melba and Smasher are competing to see who can wine and dine Lola Whitecastle and win the contract to write her memoirs. Can Dennis learn how to be charming? Can Francois concentrate on anything else when food is on the table? Will Smasher keep his temper under control?
If only the 28th century didn't keep popping up to get in Dennis's way...
#dammitbrent
The eleventh annual Brenty Four serial is another Planet Skaro exclusive. A new episode each day until Christmas in the Brenty Four-um.
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27th Nov 2008, 5:19 PM #227
aka aggix
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"Thankfully these days Ralph's fan club has grown a little younger, but back in the seventies..."
"RIP Henchman No.24."
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27th Nov 2008, 5:27 PM #228WhiteCrow Guest
Should have gone to Specsavers???
Originally Posted by Rob McCow
OK - Reboot. Here's a picture from inside Woolworths taken a short while back.
CAPTION!
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28th Nov 2008, 5:52 PM #229
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The manager's attempts to attract more customers by doing a striptease has the desired effect.
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28th Nov 2008, 5:58 PM #230
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(Voice off) Check out the exits are blocked and get away from the window! Originally Posted by Rob McCow
Did any of them bite you?
Did you see any of them bite William Hartnell?"
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28th Nov 2008, 9:31 PM #231
Who is this Davros?
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A stir is caused in Tunbridge Wells after the Bingo club hears about the rumoured arrival of The California Exotics Passion Wave 20" model at Woolworths.
Pity. I have no understanding of the word. It is not registered in my vocabulary bank. EXTERMINATE!
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30th Nov 2008, 4:23 PM #232
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I knew that. He was just trying to impersonate you to impress Deborah Watling! Originally Posted by SiHart
For every fail, there is an equal and opposite win.
...Oh, who am I kidding?
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30th Nov 2008, 11:52 PM #233WhiteCrow Guest
Your comments please ...
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1st Dec 2008, 8:52 AM #234
It's a game within a game
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Oh come on, that picture just made me spit my tea out all over my keyboard!!!!!!! Originally Posted by WhiteCrow
Your comments please ...
One Day, I shall come back, Yes, I shall come back,
Until them, there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties, Just go forward in all your beliefs,
and prove to me that I am not mistaken in mine!
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1st Dec 2008, 12:46 PM #235
Que?
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Once again the script called for a trip up the back passage...
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1st Dec 2008, 12:52 PM #236
HOLISTIC DETECTIVE
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Would any mention of Frazer getting Pat ready for Debbie get me banned?
Thought so.
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1st Dec 2008, 1:39 PM #237
Que?
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Pat managed to reach the end of his nose again...
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1st Dec 2008, 2:50 PM #238
History Boy!
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"Go on Jamie, sniff!" Said Doctor Who.
Si xx
I've just got my handcuffs and my truncheon and that's enough.
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1st Dec 2008, 3:12 PM #239Dave Lewis Guest
The definition of the word "fluffing" had changed a great deal since the William Hartnell era.
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1st Dec 2008, 4:24 PM #240
It's a game within a game
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Frazer Hines was so desperate to get another season on Doctor Who, he was prepared to try just about anything!
One Day, I shall come back, Yes, I shall come back,
Until them, there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties, Just go forward in all your beliefs,
and prove to me that I am not mistaken in mine!
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1st Dec 2008, 7:50 PM #241Pip Madeley Guest
"That Rohypnol worked a treat" thought the Doctor.
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1st Dec 2008, 8:24 PM #242
Together Through Life
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Doctor Who soon regretted inventing the magnetic underpants.
Si.
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1st Dec 2008, 8:30 PM #243
Pathetically stupid
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Innes Lloyd: "For the last time, Patrick, it does not say 'Cosmic Homo'"
Dennis, Francois, Melba and Smasher are competing to see who can wine and dine Lola Whitecastle and win the contract to write her memoirs. Can Dennis learn how to be charming? Can Francois concentrate on anything else when food is on the table? Will Smasher keep his temper under control?
If only the 28th century didn't keep popping up to get in Dennis's way...
#dammitbrent
The eleventh annual Brenty Four serial is another Planet Skaro exclusive. A new episode each day until Christmas in the Brenty Four-um.
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1st Dec 2008, 8:48 PM #244
Hmm?
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Frazer was disappointed to find out what Debbie had meant when she said that she wanted to get into his kilt.
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1st Dec 2008, 9:47 PM #245
I can't be impossible
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Shortly after the programme aired the BBC received a record number of complaints from Dr Who 'fans' , who had noticed that the TARDIS roundel backdrop had been hung upside down.
Bazinga !
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1st Dec 2008, 9:47 PM #246
Absolutely splendid!
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"Stop, you're making me giddy!"
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1st Dec 2008, 11:21 PM #247
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"Yes Jamie that is a big one"
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2nd Dec 2008, 8:28 AM #248
Who is this Davros?
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Och aye, I'm sorry Doc, I thought I'd found me bagpipes.
Pity. I have no understanding of the word. It is not registered in my vocabulary bank. EXTERMINATE!
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2nd Dec 2008, 5:25 PM #249
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"Hey, Doctor, I've got a kilt just like Victoria's! Does she wear anything under it?"
"No, Jamie, it's in perfect working order."
"Aye, and how would you know?"
End of part one...
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5th Dec 2008, 8:25 AM #250
Who is this Davros?
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shouldn't that be 'Is anything worn beneath the kilt?'
Pity. I have no understanding of the word. It is not registered in my vocabulary bank. EXTERMINATE!
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