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  1. 6th Dec 2008, 3:16 PM #251
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    Ach! it's all the same this side of the border. Ignorant English...
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  2. 6th Dec 2008, 6:11 PM #252
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    Try a new one ... although I could listen to the innuendo until New Year ...

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  3. 6th Dec 2008, 6:14 PM #253
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    "And the winner of our Wheel in Space colouring competition is Amy, aged 7. The judges particularly liked the choice of colours on Zoe's costume."

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    I've just got my handcuffs and my truncheon and that's enough.
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    "It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A..."
    Dennis, Francois, Melba and Smasher are competing to see who can wine and dine Lola Whitecastle and win the contract to write her memoirs. Can Dennis learn how to be charming? Can Francois concentrate on anything else when food is on the table? Will Smasher keep his temper under control?

    If only the 28th century didn't keep popping up to get in Dennis's way...

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  5. 6th Dec 2008, 8:07 PM #255
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    I can't help looking at those cybermen and thinking they look like space aged Morris Men - with an accordian built in.

    Morris Dancer 2.0?
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  6. 6th Dec 2008, 9:01 PM #256
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    "Zoe's baking a cake! Yaaaaaay!"
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  7. 6th Dec 2008, 9:31 PM #257
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    Unfortunately the small eyeholes in the Cybermen costumes made it difficult for the actors to tell cans of hairspray and deodorant apart.
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  8. 6th Dec 2008, 10:03 PM #258
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    Quote Originally Posted by WhiteCrow View Post
    "Look at me! I'm holding a sheet of glass!"
    "Hey - that's my act you b***ard!"
    "F***ing mime artists, I'm not interested you know."
    Pity. I have no understanding of the word. It is not registered in my vocabulary bank. EXTERMINATE!
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  9. 6th Dec 2008, 10:06 PM #259
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    Actually it looks like Cyberman is going to send Zoe into a Timewarp with his pelvic thrust. [It'll drive her insane]
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  10. 7th Dec 2008, 12:11 PM #260
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    "And if I flick this switch I can make your arms lift up in the air, I have compete control! Noszink in zee vorld can shtop me now!"
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  11. 7th Dec 2008, 1:07 PM #261
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    Quote Originally Posted by WhiteCrow View Post
    Actually it looks like Cyberman is going to send Zoe into a Timewarp with his pelvic thrust. [It'll drive her insane]
    Well if he does it'll only go in-between her shoulder blades. Ouch!
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  12. 7th Dec 2008, 1:10 PM #262
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    The Cybermen Home Visit Hairdressers realise too late that they've left their curling tongs back at the boutique.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rob McCow View Post
    Well if he does it'll only go in-between her shoulder blades. Ouch!
    I want to start the rumour that cybermats are detatchable cybermen penises now ...
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  14. 7th Dec 2008, 4:37 PM #264
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    Quote Originally Posted by WhiteCrow View Post
    Perils of space #3756.

    No matter how alone you think you are, you will never get away with massive farts. Zoe put relations between humans and cybermen back decades with her faux pas...
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  15. 8th Dec 2008, 1:12 AM #265
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    "You're shit, and you know you are... you're shit, and you know you are..."
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  16. 8th Dec 2008, 4:08 PM #266
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave Lewis View Post
    "You're shit, and you know you are... you're shit, and you know you are..."
    One Day, I shall come back, Yes, I shall come back,
    Until them, there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties, Just go forward in all your beliefs,
    and prove to me that I am not mistaken in mine!
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  17. 8th Dec 2008, 7:49 PM #267
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    Is Zoe saying, "Brr, it's a bit chilly in here."
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  18. 8th Dec 2008, 9:43 PM #268
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    Cyberman 1: "I've just worked out where my peanuts are."
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  19. 14th Jan 2009, 10:40 PM #269
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    It's caption comp time again:

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    "If I slip you a length will you call me in the morning?"
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  21. 14th Jan 2009, 11:34 PM #271
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    Nick Courtney's ventriloquism act went down a treat with the attendees.
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    "So what am I bid for this mint-condition Nicholas Courtney?"
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    Courtney: "Oh my dear Tony you have been naive."
    Dennis, Francois, Melba and Smasher are competing to see who can wine and dine Lola Whitecastle and win the contract to write her memoirs. Can Dennis learn how to be charming? Can Francois concentrate on anything else when food is on the table? Will Smasher keep his temper under control?

    If only the 28th century didn't keep popping up to get in Dennis's way...

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  24. 15th Jan 2009, 8:24 AM #274
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    I could easily destroy the Universe. It would take only one recursive pulse down that wallpaper.
    Pity. I have no understanding of the word. It is not registered in my vocabulary bank. EXTERMINATE!
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    Courtney: "They've really done a good job with it, you can't see the join at all."
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