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  1. 15th Jan 2009, 7:32 PM #276
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    Because he's looking at the back of his head.
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  2. 15th Jan 2009, 7:34 PM #277
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    It's a wig joke y'see...
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  3. 15th Jan 2009, 10:45 PM #278
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    Moving swiftly on



    Give us some.
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  4. 15th Jan 2009, 11:06 PM #279
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    Tom: "Piers? ARE YOU MY SON PIERS?"
    Man: "Piss off you smelly old tosser."

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  5. 15th Jan 2009, 11:08 PM #280
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    "Hi Tom!"

    "Eh?"

    "It's me!"

    "What?"

    "It's me, Matthew!"

    "Erm..."

    "Matthew Waterhouse! Adric from Doctor Who!"

    "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh! F**k."
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  6. 16th Jan 2009, 1:46 PM #281
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    @Pip.

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    Tom: "I'm sorry, I don't have any spare change"
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  7. 16th Jan 2009, 1:50 PM #282
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    "Hey is that really you Styggron?"

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    I've just got my handcuffs and my truncheon and that's enough.
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  8. 16th Jan 2009, 1:52 PM #283
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    Dame Shirley Williams demonstrates that she still has the common touch...
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  9. 16th Jan 2009, 3:14 PM #284
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    Courtney: "Just you wait and see where my other hand's going!"
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  10. 27th Jan 2009, 4:04 PM #285
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  11. 27th Jan 2009, 4:07 PM #286
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    Hartnell: "Are you Mel's Bush, mm?"
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  12. 27th Jan 2009, 4:41 PM #287
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    Hartnell:-"There's a crack in this floor...oh sorry, it's a reflection"
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  13. 27th Jan 2009, 5:34 PM #288
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    Hartnell - "Oh, I do so hope I regenerate into the Scottish one!"
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  14. 27th Jan 2009, 6:08 PM #289
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    The first money shot of the McCoy/Langford era was poorly laid out.
    Dennis, Francois, Melba and Smasher are competing to see who can wine and dine Lola Whitecastle and win the contract to write her memoirs. Can Dennis learn how to be charming? Can Francois concentrate on anything else when food is on the table? Will Smasher keep his temper under control?

    If only the 28th century didn't keep popping up to get in Dennis's way...

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    The eleventh annual Brenty Four serial is another Planet Skaro exclusive. A new episode each day until Christmas in the Brenty Four-um.
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  15. 27th Jan 2009, 6:50 PM #290
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    The First Doctor lined up while the Seventh Doctor opened Mel's legs a little wider for the planned Menage-a-huit. "Come on, we've got to fit the sixth one in there too!"
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  16. 27th Jan 2009, 7:06 PM #291
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    Sylvester never expected his sex face to appear on official merchandise.
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  17. 27th Jan 2009, 7:10 PM #292
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    A little glimpse of paradise there.

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  18. 27th Jan 2009, 7:15 PM #293
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    "Ken Dodd?!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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  19. 27th Jan 2009, 7:19 PM #294
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    "Mmm", said Hartnell licking his lips. "Red Kangs are best."
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  20. 27th Jan 2009, 7:24 PM #295
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pip Madeley View Post
    Sylvester never expected his sex face to appear on official merchandise.
    Guffaw!
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  21. 27th Jan 2009, 8:27 PM #296
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    Easing out a poo had never been more difficult for the Doctor than on his scary encounter in Paradise Towers.

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  22. 28th Jan 2009, 1:31 PM #297
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    "I said multi organisms, Mel!"
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  23. 28th Jan 2009, 11:15 PM #298
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    I can see the baby's head!
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  24. 29th Jan 2009, 11:00 PM #299
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    Give it your best shot.
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    "How much for a blowie?" asked Doctor Who.
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