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    A moment of terror gripped Katy Manning as she realised she'd finally run out of Doctor Who anecdotes ...
    Remember, just because Davros is dead doesn't mean the Dalek menace has been contained ......

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    Katy: "And you're saying Lis Sladen's got her own show? Bitch, it shoulda been me!"

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    Franklin: (to himself) What Katy doesn't know is that this pocket doesn't have a bottom to it.
    Dennis, Francois, Melba and Smasher are competing to see who can wine and dine Lola Whitecastle and win the contract to write her memoirs. Can Dennis learn how to be charming? Can Francois concentrate on anything else when food is on the table? Will Smasher keep his temper under control?

    If only the 28th century didn't keep popping up to get in Dennis's way...

    #dammitbrent



    The eleventh annual Brenty Four serial is another Planet Skaro exclusive. A new episode each day until Christmas in the Brenty Four-um.

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    Katy was shocked to be told from accross the studio that Franklin had actually stopped living mid-way through her "Daemons" anecdote.

    Si.

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    Shall we try another:


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    Looks like it's curtains for the Doctor's New Series!!!
    Remember, just because Davros is dead doesn't mean the Dalek menace has been contained ......

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    Matt Smith surprises his new co-star, as Robbie Coltrane stars as Steven Moffat in the new Doctor Who film.

    Si xx

    I've just got my handcuffs and my truncheon and that's enough.

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    Smith: My name is Matt Smith, and I've been cast as the lead in a TV show. Am I mad, in a coma, or back in time?

    Moffat: Shut it Dierdre!

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    I'm sorry - but that picture just makes Matt Smith look even like my cousin.

    Thank you Moffat you've turned Doctor Who into a lazy lie-in student with questionable ideas on fashion ... who probably has just discovered Army and Navy stores, and thinks "a long military trenchcoat ... that'll be original" ...
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    New stage play announced for 2010 - 'Doctor Who: The Really, Utterly SCARY Adventure.'

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    The original idea was to cast Mickey Pearce from Only Fools And Horses as the Doctor...

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    Revealed! Test footage from the rejected title sequence.
    Pity. I have no understanding of the word. It is not registered in my vocabulary bank. EXTERMINATE!

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    Anyone got anything for this ...

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    "I knew they shouldn't have let Graham Norton write the subtitles for this show..."
    For every fail, there is an equal and opposite win.

    ...Oh, who am I kidding?

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    BBC denies new gay agenda in Doctor Who?
    Remember, just because Davros is dead doesn't mean the Dalek menace has been contained ......

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    When punched in the face a human will bleed from the nose.
    When punched in the face a Time Lord bleeds something far worse!
    (Does explain why The Doctor never gets into fights?...)

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    "BBC invents new version of 'couldn't organise a pissup in a brewary' phrase - BBC couldn't screen a hit show in a Saturday night schedule without ARSEING IT UP".

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    If you value your continued existence, there's one thing you never put over one of my speeches: Graham Norton.

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    What happens when a Time Lord needs to blow his nose.

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    Doctor Who fans hope that the Master's tissue compression eliminator has turned Graham Norton into a doll-sized, grotesque corpse ...
    Remember, just because Davros is dead doesn't mean the Dalek menace has been contained ......

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    Sorry - but since I started following Lawrence Miles on Twitter he really makes me giggle ... he had this to say about it ...

    ... sounds like a top cliffhanger. 45 minutes of dreary statues, and then - wham! - the Doctor's attacked by a dancing leprechaun.

    And it made both Moffat and Ian Levine really, really angry. So, result.
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    And it made both Moffat and Ian Levine really, really angry. So, result.
    Good point. Why is everyone else complaining?

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    Your captions for this one please:



    Si xx

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    Great - I got Donna, Matt Smith gets HER!
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    "David, when you said "if you do me a personal favour I'll get you on TV" this isn't what I had in mind!"

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