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    Jamie: Och Doctor - I was just about to make my move on Zoe there!

    Doctor: Now, now Jamie, you know this is the 60s and we don't stand for that sort of thing on the tellyvision you know. Mrs Whitehouse might not approve.

    Jamie: That old hag - is it too late to sign up for a bit of hanky panky in a Dennis Potter drama?

    Doctor: I'm afraid not Jamie - I've been to the future, and it seems you'll be spending the rest of your career on a farm with a hand up a sheeps bottom ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by WhiteCrowUK View Post
    Jamie: Och Doctor - I was just about to make my move on Zoe there!
    Jamie needs his eyes tested!!! I'm afraid that the Goddess that is Zoe does not feature in that picture, sorry!!!

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    Frazer: Hang on, someone's hidden a camera in that air conditioner!
    We ride tornadoes. We eat tomatoes.

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    Debbie: "Pat, I don't want to worry you, but do you know you've got a girl growing out of your head...?"

    Frazer: "Shit - I'm sure I shagged her last night..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pip Madeley View Post
    Well I think we've exhausted the first one, so onto #2...



    'Ave it!
    "So you're my companions eh? A junky and a cock-muncher."

    "You do realise in 40 years time, people will be making rude and suggestive comments about this photograph."

    "You just have to swallow these two blue pills, Ms.Watling!"

    "My turn now. I spy, with my little eye, something beginning with muff."
    Pity. I have no understanding of the word. It is not registered in my vocabulary bank. EXTERMINATE!

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    Jamie, spying a pair of birds in a tree to the front of the bus, completely missed the tits that Patrick was talking about.

    Oooh, coconut macaroons!

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    New Picture!



    Pertwee: "I do wish Peter wouldn't play with himself whilst I'm trying to remember my lines!"
    Last edited by Dirk Gently; 29th Jun 2007 at 7:34 PM.

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    Pertwee looks on in horror as Peter Davison plays pocket billiards during a quick break in recording.

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    Any more entries, anyone?

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    Any more entries, anyone?
    Is that your caption?

    Troughton: "Well, the Rani should really have called us the Grumpy one and the Fartist! Get a whiff of this mustard coloured guff-bucket! Oh my giddy farts!"
    Pity. I have no understanding of the word. It is not registered in my vocabulary bank. EXTERMINATE!

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    The first day of the Doctors strike got off to a bad start when Peter forgot to bring along the placards...

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    Troughton was ecstatic that Davison had failed to beat his winning time in the "guess what fruit's in your pocket" competition

    or
    Pertwee " Shit, don't look now but Tom's just arrived. Everyone ignore him - I said ignore him Troughton "
    Bazinga !

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    I don't know!

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    Troughton: "I see our dress sense hasn't imnproved..."
    Pertwee: "Nor the size of our trouser snakes"

    Si xx

    I've just got my handcuffs and my truncheon and that's enough.

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    Pertwee " Shit, don't look now but Tom's just arrived. Everyone ignore him - I said ignore him Troughton "
    Pity. I have no understanding of the word. It is not registered in my vocabulary bank. EXTERMINATE!

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    Do one of the episodes that was done last year

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    New series? Okie Doakie.



    Caption?

    "And here's a picture from 1975 showing Liz Sladen doing the dirty with Tom Baker"

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    "And that's what it'll look like after the operation."

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    Doctor: There were the Krillitanes(I know which episode it is) last time I saw them.
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    (anything i could add?)

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    Sladen panics when the stars are told her publicity photo was printed on psychic paper.
    Dennis, Francois, Melba and Smasher are competing to see who can wine and dine Lola Whitecastle and win the contract to write her memoirs. Can Dennis learn how to be charming? Can Francois concentrate on anything else when food is on the table? Will Smasher keep his temper under control?

    If only the 28th century didn't keep popping up to get in Dennis's way...

    #dammitbrent



    The eleventh annual Brenty Four serial is another Planet Skaro exclusive. A new episode each day until Christmas in the Brenty Four-um.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lissa View Post
    Sladen panics when the stars are told her publicity photo was printed on psychic paper.
    ahh! that exterminates mine!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirk Gently View Post
    "And here's a picture from 1975 showing Liz Sladen doing the dirty with Tom Baker"
    "And yes" says Lis, Tom really was that large!"

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    "Read it out Billie."
    "It says: 'To find the next clue, take a chance, look behind you - it's in Sladen's pants"

    Si.

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    Pity. I have no understanding of the word. It is not registered in my vocabulary bank. EXTERMINATE!

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    Mary: "Tom, your finger has gone through to my bum!"

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