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    Mary really shouldn't have had the garlic bread with her lunch.

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    Mary was held down while an elderly grotto groping Tom forced her to smell his fish fingers.

    Si.

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    Mary decided she'd had enough of Doctor Who when Tom tried to make her love his gas.


    (Family Guy fans will appreciate that one)

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    Tom: "Can you tell where they've been yet?"

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    The Doctor: "I'm so sorry about this Romana, but the tracer has just indicated to me that the next segment of the key to time is up your back passage - I'm going to need you to relax and not scream for a moment while I connect the tracer to the segment!!!"

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    Ageing actors use the power of improv to overcome the smoking ban.
    Dennis, Francois, Melba and Smasher are competing to see who can wine and dine Lola Whitecastle and win the contract to write her memoirs. Can Dennis learn how to be charming? Can Francois concentrate on anything else when food is on the table? Will Smasher keep his temper under control?

    If only the 28th century didn't keep popping up to get in Dennis's way...

    #dammitbrent



    The eleventh annual Brenty Four serial is another Planet Skaro exclusive. A new episode each day until Christmas in the Brenty Four-um.

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    Sarah Jane's Fragrant Caption!

    Pity. I have no understanding of the word. It is not registered in my vocabulary bank. EXTERMINATE!

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    Lis "Damn, I thought I'd destroyed every last copy of this crappy album. Guards, kill him "
    Bazinga !

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    Is she saying, "...And this is his mobile number - just give him a ring, and he'll book you in for a fitting straightaway. Honestly, it's nothing to be embarassed about. Lots of people want to buy their very own Andy Pandy outfit..."

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    "And should you have any more good ideas about my adventures then this is my mobile number & Russell T's home number".

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    "Yes, he told me the one about his eyes getting smaller too..."

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    "Do you know, you're the first person to play the record backwards and discover that I did promise to do that if anyone did so; phone me at this pub."

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    @ Stuart's suggestion.

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    Genius!

    "I had big plans for the next album, but, you know, punk was on the horizon, and I just thought it was time for me to go my separate ways."

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    A good trick if you know how it's done!

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    THE AMAZING JUMPER CAPTION COMPO!

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    "You can't see it from where you are but she's rolling her R's as well."
    Dennis, Francois, Melba and Smasher are competing to see who can wine and dine Lola Whitecastle and win the contract to write her memoirs. Can Dennis learn how to be charming? Can Francois concentrate on anything else when food is on the table? Will Smasher keep his temper under control?

    If only the 28th century didn't keep popping up to get in Dennis's way...

    #dammitbrent



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    The year 2163, and as pre-production begins on anniversary special "The Nineteen Doctors" the shortlist to replace the late Sylvester McCoy is narrowed down to the last two...

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    Or, Cherie Blair reveals her new man to the nation's press.

    Or (finally) is she saying, "I'm wearing this because I lost a bet. It turned out that he did have a penis shaped like a question-mark umbrella."

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    Isn't it the most embarrassing thing. You go to a party & someone else is wearing the same outfit.

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    The first two inmates of the privately run, Doctor Who-themed prison were photographed leaving court, after being convicted of still having hideously 80's haircuts
    Bazinga !

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    The cloning of Sylvester McCoy wasn't going well.

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    The Krankies appeared to have lost all their old enthusiasm.

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    OFFICIAL: Question marks make you look mysterious.
    Pity. I have no understanding of the word. It is not registered in my vocabulary bank. EXTERMINATE!

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    The new uniform for Dapol employees was going down well with the staff.

    Si xx

    I've just got my handcuffs and my truncheon and that's enough.

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