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11th Jul 2008, 6:11 PM #151
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"My left arm appears to have turned into Elisabeth Sladen's head!"
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11th Jul 2008, 6:35 PM #152
Lis: "...and when I turned round they were all being mobbed by my adoring fans."
Dennis, Francois, Melba and Smasher are competing to see who can wine and dine Lola Whitecastle and win the contract to write her memoirs. Can Dennis learn how to be charming? Can Francois concentrate on anything else when food is on the table? Will Smasher keep his temper under control?
If only the 28th century didn't keep popping up to get in Dennis's way...
#dammitbrent
The eleventh annual Brenty Four serial is another Planet Skaro exclusive. A new episode each day until Christmas in the Brenty Four-um.
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11th Jul 2008, 7:33 PM #153
"Paul Monk!"
Si.
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11th Jul 2008, 8:30 PM #154
"Enjoy it Lis, it'll 30 odd years before you're this popular with the kids again."
Si xx
I've just got my handcuffs and my truncheon and that's enough.
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11th Jul 2008, 9:42 PM #155
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11th Jul 2008, 9:42 PM #156
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11th Jul 2008, 10:30 PM #157
Right, now that I've got you all here - what the bloody hell is Venetian Glass?
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12th Jul 2008, 1:08 PM #158Pip Madeley Guest
It's a form of karate where the attacker smashes a bottle of Newcastle Brown Ale in half and thrusts it into his opponent's face.
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12th Jul 2008, 3:13 PM #159
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"Yes, we ordered the taxi - what do you mean you can't take all of us?!"
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12th Jul 2008, 3:47 PM #160
"Oi, Ralph! Where do you think your going? Someone's gotta campaign for me after I've gone, you know!"
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12th Jul 2008, 4:06 PM #161
Both loops in one hand!
Pity. I have no understanding of the word. It is not registered in my vocabulary bank. EXTERMINATE!
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12th Jul 2008, 9:35 PM #162
"Ing-er-laaaand!!!!"
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12th Jul 2008, 10:44 PM #163
"Hey, you there on the building site - do you want a job?"
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12th Jul 2008, 10:50 PM #164
"Right, everyone to the pub! Last one to the bar is a ham-fisted bun vendor!"
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12th Jul 2008, 11:04 PM #165Captain Tancredi Guest
Five minutes later there was a bit of a panic when they realised that they'd left the legs of Jon Pertwee's waxwork back at Madame Tussaud's.
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13th Jul 2008, 2:08 PM #166
"We will fight them on the beacheth! We will fight them on the thtreatth! We will never thurrender!"
Pity. I have no understanding of the word. It is not registered in my vocabulary bank. EXTERMINATE!
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13th Jul 2008, 2:49 PM #167
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"Any bids for Lis Sladen? A fiver from the man in the suede jacket at the back, any advance on a fiver?"
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28th Jul 2008, 6:42 PM #168Pip Madeley Guest
All change!
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28th Jul 2008, 6:50 PM #169
"Lesbian?"
"What's that then?"Pity. I have no understanding of the word. It is not registered in my vocabulary bank. EXTERMINATE!
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28th Jul 2008, 7:46 PM #170
W.H. "Verity is a Lesbian! What part of Lesbia is she from?"
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28th Jul 2008, 7:56 PM #171
"It'll never last, he's gay and she's an alien."
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28th Jul 2008, 8:05 PM #172
Carole: I've heard you can tell someone is gay because they hold their drink in their left hand.
Billy: Hmm?Dennis, Francois, Melba and Smasher are competing to see who can wine and dine Lola Whitecastle and win the contract to write her memoirs. Can Dennis learn how to be charming? Can Francois concentrate on anything else when food is on the table? Will Smasher keep his temper under control?
If only the 28th century didn't keep popping up to get in Dennis's way...
#dammitbrent
The eleventh annual Brenty Four serial is another Planet Skaro exclusive. A new episode each day until Christmas in the Brenty Four-um.
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28th Jul 2008, 8:11 PM #173Pip Madeley Guest
William Russell thought his co-star had had enough to drink:
Bill Hartnell: "Jacqueline my dear, may I say that's an absolutely smashing pair of tits you've got there."
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28th Jul 2008, 8:23 PM #174
William Russell: Well personally, I don't think this "Doctor Who" thing will catch on...
For every fail, there is an equal and opposite win.
...Oh, who am I kidding?
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28th Jul 2008, 8:24 PM #175
And in a parallel universe, the 20th anniversay photocall is attended by four waxworks and one real actor...
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