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28th Jul 2008, 9:25 PM #176Captain Tancredi Guest
Hartnell: Do you know, Jackie, I think that's the specimen I left out for my BBC medical...
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28th Jul 2008, 11:34 PM #177
First photo from Steps reunion suggests the years have not been kind...
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29th Jul 2008, 9:33 AM #178
William Hartnell: What? Oh, no, no, no. These aren't ears. They're just very large warts on the side of my head where my ears used to be.
For every fail, there is an equal and opposite win.
...Oh, who am I kidding?
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4th Oct 2008, 4:03 PM #179Wayne Guest
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4th Oct 2008, 4:11 PM #180Pip Madeley Guest
You've got to be kidding me.
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4th Oct 2008, 4:18 PM #181
Some of the time, when recording Star Trek, William Shatner felt a bit embarrassed.
But most of the time he just felt a great big knob.Pity. I have no understanding of the word. It is not registered in my vocabulary bank. EXTERMINATE!
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4th Oct 2008, 4:26 PM #182
"I've just realised that space isn't the final frontier."
Dennis, Francois, Melba and Smasher are competing to see who can wine and dine Lola Whitecastle and win the contract to write her memoirs. Can Dennis learn how to be charming? Can Francois concentrate on anything else when food is on the table? Will Smasher keep his temper under control?
If only the 28th century didn't keep popping up to get in Dennis's way...
#dammitbrent
The eleventh annual Brenty Four serial is another Planet Skaro exclusive. A new episode each day until Christmas in the Brenty Four-um.
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4th Oct 2008, 11:49 PM #183Captain Tancredi Guest
Dr McCoy's new ultrasonic earwax treatment worked like a dream.
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5th Oct 2008, 9:19 AM #184
What a cock-up!
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5th Oct 2008, 12:43 PM #185
Perhaps THIS will get Uhura's hailing frequencies open!
Pity. I have no understanding of the word. It is not registered in my vocabulary bank. EXTERMINATE!
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5th Oct 2008, 1:00 PM #186
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Shatner cannot tell the difference. Thus was a new mental condition discovered - penile dementia.
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5th Oct 2008, 1:40 PM #187
The next woman Kirk met was going to be stuck between a rock and a hard place.
Si xx
I've just got my handcuffs and my truncheon and that's enough.
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5th Oct 2008, 4:36 PM #188
"Hmmm. This rock's almost the exact shape as an enormous cock."
Si.
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6th Oct 2008, 11:59 AM #189
"That guys c*ck I've stolen has the same warts as mine...I wonder which alien I shagged gave me genital warts?"
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6th Oct 2008, 12:12 PM #190
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6th Oct 2008, 1:34 PM #191
Kirk hid his camel-toe behind a novelty rock!
One Day, I shall come back, Yes, I shall come back,
Until them, there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties, Just go forward in all your beliefs,
and prove to me that I am not mistaken in mine!
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7th Oct 2008, 9:36 PM #192
The chap in the background is saying: "Hold on class, Kirk is late again. No doubt he'll turn up in a few minutes with some other novelty prop to disrupt the class with again. Last time it was a fake pair of breasts - I do wish he'd grow up and behave himself"!!!
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20th Nov 2008, 5:53 PM #193WhiteCrow Guest
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20th Nov 2008, 6:24 PM #194
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Realising the game was up when social services entered his TARDIS, William Hartnell made one last desperate gamble...
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20th Nov 2008, 6:26 PM #195
In no way to I approve of such remarks but obviously...
"The director regrets jotting 'The Doctor feels a right tit' on William Hartnell's script"
...is too obvious to ignore.Dennis, Francois, Melba and Smasher are competing to see who can wine and dine Lola Whitecastle and win the contract to write her memoirs. Can Dennis learn how to be charming? Can Francois concentrate on anything else when food is on the table? Will Smasher keep his temper under control?
If only the 28th century didn't keep popping up to get in Dennis's way...
#dammitbrent
The eleventh annual Brenty Four serial is another Planet Skaro exclusive. A new episode each day until Christmas in the Brenty Four-um.
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20th Nov 2008, 6:51 PM #196
The Doctor gets to grips with Susan as Ian shows Barbara what she's in for.
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20th Nov 2008, 7:22 PM #197Captain Tancredi Guest
"Yes, Verity, this one'll do".
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20th Nov 2008, 9:34 PM #198Pip Madeley Guest
Two seconds earlier...
Jacqueline: "Enoch, your flies are undone."
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21st Nov 2008, 8:10 AM #199
"And now, if you look under my hat, you'll find your bra. And that's magic!"
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"Patrick bloody Troughton my ass! Shut up you stupid girl!"
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21st Nov 2008, 2:46 PM #200
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"No, child, I am merely keeping them warm until Chesterdrawers opens your new Cross Your Heart girdle
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