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  1. 22nd Nov 2008, 1:26 PM #201
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    Yonder is the horizontal hold, that is a nipple, down here is...
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  2. 23rd Nov 2008, 6:04 PM #202
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    "What do you MEAN you're only staying for one series? What about the stash?"
    For every fail, there is an equal and opposite win.

    ...Oh, who am I kidding?
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  3. 24th Nov 2008, 12:17 PM #203
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lissa View Post
    "The director regrets jotting 'The Doctor feels a right tit' on William Hartnell's script"
    Have to say this one is my favourite so far.
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  4. 24th Nov 2008, 2:48 PM #204
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    Billy regrets having joined the series before Planet Of Fire...
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  5. 24th Nov 2008, 9:28 PM #205
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    P-Bal's the star of the new caption competition:



    What is he saying to poor Deborah Watling?
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  6. 24th Nov 2008, 10:06 PM #206
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    "What do you seek?"

    Si xx

    I've just got my handcuffs and my truncheon and that's enough.
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  7. 24th Nov 2008, 10:11 PM #207
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  8. 24th Nov 2008, 10:13 PM #208
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    "I don't know what they are, they just started growing out of my head and I haven't been able to stop them."
    "RIP Henchman No.24."
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  9. 24th Nov 2008, 10:17 PM #209
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    (deep Cockney accent)

    "Alright daaaaarlin?"
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  10. 24th Nov 2008, 11:29 PM #210
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    " Look, luv, if you want a signed P-Bal picture you'll pay the ?50 like everyone else. Now get to the back of the queue"
    Bazinga !
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  11. 24th Nov 2008, 11:32 PM #211
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    "If this story ends with you flashing your knickers at a clergyman I'm going to give you a bunch of fives."
    Dennis, Francois, Melba and Smasher are competing to see who can wine and dine Lola Whitecastle and win the contract to write her memoirs. Can Dennis learn how to be charming? Can Francois concentrate on anything else when food is on the table? Will Smasher keep his temper under control?

    If only the 28th century didn't keep popping up to get in Dennis's way...

    #dammitbrent



    The eleventh annual Brenty Four serial is another Planet Skaro exclusive. A new episode each day until Christmas in the Brenty Four-um.
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  12. 25th Nov 2008, 6:35 PM #212
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    I think he's saying:

    Bar
    Pity. I have no understanding of the word. It is not registered in my vocabulary bank. EXTERMINATE!
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  13. 25th Nov 2008, 6:47 PM #213
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pip Madeley View Post
    "Listen darling, unless you want to leave here in an Ambulance you'll be giving me 40%, alright?"
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  14. 25th Nov 2008, 8:30 PM #214
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    "Look down my nose at you? You bet I do!"
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  15. 26th Nov 2008, 4:34 PM #215
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    "The Name's Hart. Si Hart."
    For every fail, there is an equal and opposite win.

    ...Oh, who am I kidding?
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  16. 26th Nov 2008, 4:53 PM #216
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pip Madeley View Post
    P-Bal's the star of the new caption competition:



    What is he saying to poor Deborah Watling?
    "Are you the one who stole the struts from the TARDIS windows and gave them to that girl behind me so that she could make a shelving unit on which to show off her merchandise?"
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  17. 26th Nov 2008, 5:03 PM #217
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    "Who dear? Me dear? Gay dear? NO dear!

    How VERY dare you!"

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  18. 26th Nov 2008, 5:16 PM #218
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    Either:

    "Frazer Hines is in the bar selling pairs of knickers at ?20 a go and claiming they're yours"

    Or:

    "They said they're out of gin".
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    "The Name's Hart. Si Hart."
    Just a small point- that isn't me.

    Si xx

    I've just got my handcuffs and my truncheon and that's enough.
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  20. 26th Nov 2008, 10:08 PM #220
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    You and your small point...
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  21. 26th Nov 2008, 10:30 PM #221
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    OK - Reboot. Here's a picture from inside Woolworths taken a short while back.



    CAPTION!
    Pity. I have no understanding of the word. It is not registered in my vocabulary bank. EXTERMINATE!
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  22. 26th Nov 2008, 10:35 PM #222
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    David Tennant's fan club turn up at a Woollies reopening.
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    The bid to find a new Pussycat Doll takes an unexpected turn at the audition...
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  24. 27th Nov 2008, 2:50 PM #224
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    The Administrators look an unlikely bunch...

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    An embarrassed shopper admits he misunderstood the concept of taking your own bags out shopping.
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