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  1. 9th Jun 2007, 9:36 PM #1
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    Default Long Dreaded Return of The Caption Compo

    An old favourite from the early days of Planet Skaro, after a
    long hiatus, it's back and hopefully it'll be bigger than ever, yes, it's...



    Every so often we'll present you with an image from the worlds of Doctor Who, and we'll
    want your wittiest, funniest captions... so, without further ado, here's the first...



    Do your worst... and your best!
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  2. 9th Jun 2007, 10:14 PM #2
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    The TARDIS crew are unable to think of a caption for the competition.
    Pity. I have no understanding of the word. It is not registered in my vocabulary bank. EXTERMINATE!
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  3. 9th Jun 2007, 10:21 PM #3
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    I'm sorry to tell you, the thread died at 10:14PM GMT.

    I'm sorry for your loss.

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  4. 9th Jun 2007, 11:02 PM #4
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    Games of 'Touch The Console' could last for up to 459 hours.

    Puddles not shown.
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  5. 9th Jun 2007, 11:09 PM #5
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    Barbara wasn't best pleased when the Doctor floated an air biscuit in her direction.
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    Ian: I look down on her because she is a woman.

    Babs: I look up to him because he is a man. But I look down on him because he is old and smelly.

    Doctor: I know my place.
    Dennis, Francois, Melba and Smasher are competing to see who can wine and dine Lola Whitecastle and win the contract to write her memoirs. Can Dennis learn how to be charming? Can Francois concentrate on anything else when food is on the table? Will Smasher keep his temper under control?

    If only the 28th century didn't keep popping up to get in Dennis's way...

    #dammitbrent



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  7. 9th Jun 2007, 11:46 PM #7
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    Shall we just declare Lissa the winner now - that's superb.
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  8. 22nd Jun 2007, 2:07 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pip Madeley View Post
    Barbara wasn't best pleased when the Doctor floated an air biscuit in her direction.
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  9. 9th Jun 2007, 11:48 PM #9
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    I was going for the lowbrow posters.
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  10. 10th Jun 2007, 3:04 PM #10
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    "Since the food machine broke down, Ian had found much needed nourishment by eating Vicki's hair."

    Or...

    "The time travellers had used up all their loose change on the machine but had still not managed to win a cuddly toy."
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    The rest of the cast were concerned by Billy Hartnell confusing "emotional acting" with "gurning and farting"

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    Paul Chuckle (out of shot) - "To me....to you...."
    Bazinga !
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    Turnout for the first TARDIS wife-swapping party was a little disappointing...
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  13. 10th Jun 2007, 7:41 PM #13
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    Ian and Barbara couldn't decide whether to press "Nudge" or take their winnings.
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  14. 22nd Jun 2007, 2:20 PM #14
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    Well I think we've exhausted the first one, so onto #2...



    'Ave it!
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    Debbie was shocked (but secretly delighted) what Pat was capable of, even with a seat between them .

    Fraser, though, was appalled.
    Bazinga !
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    Pat: "Frazer said you wanted a threesome!"
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    Scruffy/dirty old man: "Have either of you two got any spare change; I just need enough to get into a shelter tonight"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirk Gently View Post
    Pat: "Frazer said you wanted a threesome!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pip Madeley View Post
    Well I think we've exhausted the first one, so onto #2...



    'Ave it!
    "So you're my companions eh? A junky and a cock-muncher."

    "You do realise in 40 years time, people will be making rude and suggestive comments about this photograph."

    "You just have to swallow these two blue pills, Ms.Watling!"

    "My turn now. I spy, with my little eye, something beginning with muff."
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    Jamie, spying a pair of birds in a tree to the front of the bus, completely missed the tits that Patrick was talking about.

    Oooh, coconut macaroons!
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    New Picture!



    Pertwee: "I do wish Peter wouldn't play with himself whilst I'm trying to remember my lines!"
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    That's not the handbrake.
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    Debbie: I thought you were in Hong Kong!

    Si xx

    I've just got my handcuffs and my truncheon and that's enough.
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  24. 23rd Jun 2007, 11:01 PM #24
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    Peter Bryant later reflected that it probably hadn't been such a good idea to let Patrick tell Debbie that her contract wasn't being renewed.
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    Deborah and Frazer didn't know where to look when Patrick floated an air biscuit.

    (predictable, moi? )
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