Long Dreaded Return of The Caption Compo

[Si Hunt]

There's no bulge is there? Nothing going on down there at all.

That might be a good thing.

Si.

[Rob McCow]

Nick!

[Pip Madeley]

"If you want this back Jefferies, you're going to have to pay."

[Kaybee Bailey]

"And people think Stephen Hawking has a big one."

[Pip Madeley]

Nick Briggs after the accident with the ring modulator, his left cheek and a tube of superglue.

[Andrew Curnow]

The truth revealed - Nick Briggs is a Movellan.

Or, "I'm Nick Briggs by the way, run for your life!!!"

[Dirk Gently]

Nick Briggs, seen here with the object of his affections; "I often take it to bed with me, many is the night I spend time in bed playing with my ring"

[Jon Masters]

After his showbiz career stuttered, Nick took to listening to his police scanner and turning up at emergencies, waving a toothbrush and shouting 'But I was the Doctor once"

[Lissa]

"When I'm alone I strap it to my chest and pretend I'm Commando Cody."

[Captain Tancredi]

The breakthrough in Briggs's therapy came when the doctors finally persuaded him to stop answering every question as the Dalek Supreme.

[SiHart]

NICKXTERMINATE!

Si xx

[Antony Cox]

Nick Briggs poses at the opening of the new broadcasting region "BBC South V".

[Rob McCow]

Nick for Men.

The new scent from Big Finish.

[Si Hunt]

"Man in charity shop jacket marries electronic box." Mr Nicholas Kasterborous Briggs, 41, of Wood Lane, London, today legally married a bit of electronic equipment used for generating Dalek voices. Briggs said that unlike a real woman, he could turn his 'electronic' wife on whenever he wanted, it only spoke when he told it to, and it had been giving him pleasure since 1963.

Si.

[Dave Tudor]

"Look at my knobs."

[Rob McCow]

"Ring Modulator Made My Hair Fall Out" claims voice of the Daleks, Nick Briggs.

[Andrew Curnow]

Today on "Nick Briggs Recreates Classic Cliffhangers" we bring you episode 2 of Four To Doomsday.

Tomorrow Nick will be dithering around outside a tent, for Greatest Show parts 1.

[Stuart Wallis]

Didn't he get arrested for that?

Nick Briggs reinvents the Tardis Tuner.

[Antony Cox]

Bald bloke poses with electronic thingy.

[Si Hunt]

Man born with electronic device stuck to his chin buys crap jacket.

Si.

[Rob McCow]

Ring Modulation Monthly's Mr.July proudly shows off his immaculate box.

[Zbigniev Hamson]

Nick!

Flood Victim:Nick (57) with the only posession salvaged from his house - "What the f*** am I supposed to do with this? Why couldn't it have been my plasma telly."

[Andrew Curnow]

Actually, I think Nick's more likely to say, "I just grabbed the first thing I could - thank goodness it was the ring modulator and not my plasma telly."

(Sorry Nick!)

[Simon R]

"Finger my amazing box and I'll make a funny noise"

[Dirk Gently]

I was just thinking we could do with another picture when Simon posts a gem!