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  1. 11th Jul 2008, 6:11 PM #151
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    "My left arm appears to have turned into Elisabeth Sladen's head!"
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    Lis: "...and when I turned round they were all being mobbed by my adoring fans."
    Dennis, Francois, Melba and Smasher are competing to see who can wine and dine Lola Whitecastle and win the contract to write her memoirs. Can Dennis learn how to be charming? Can Francois concentrate on anything else when food is on the table? Will Smasher keep his temper under control?

    If only the 28th century didn't keep popping up to get in Dennis's way...

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    "Enjoy it Lis, it'll 30 odd years before you're this popular with the kids again."

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  5. 11th Jul 2008, 9:42 PM #155
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne View Post

    And so, Jon Pertwee gave directions as the entire human race prepared to enter his nose before it blasted off to another planet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SiHart View Post
    "Enjoy it Lis, it'll 30 odd years before you're this popular with the kids again."
    To which Lis replied: "At least I'll still be alive by then!"

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  7. 11th Jul 2008, 10:30 PM #157
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    Right, now that I've got you all here - what the bloody hell is Venetian Glass?
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  8. 12th Jul 2008, 1:08 PM #158
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    It's a form of karate where the attacker smashes a bottle of Newcastle Brown Ale in half and thrusts it into his opponent's face.
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  9. 12th Jul 2008, 3:13 PM #159
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    "Yes, we ordered the taxi - what do you mean you can't take all of us?!"
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  10. 12th Jul 2008, 3:47 PM #160
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    "Oi, Ralph! Where do you think your going? Someone's gotta campaign for me after I've gone, you know!"
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  11. 12th Jul 2008, 4:06 PM #161
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    Both loops in one hand!
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  13. 12th Jul 2008, 10:44 PM #163
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    "Right, everyone to the pub! Last one to the bar is a ham-fisted bun vendor!"
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    Five minutes later there was a bit of a panic when they realised that they'd left the legs of Jon Pertwee's waxwork back at Madame Tussaud's.
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    "We will fight them on the beacheth! We will fight them on the thtreatth! We will never thurrender!"
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  17. 13th Jul 2008, 2:49 PM #167
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    "Any bids for Lis Sladen? A fiver from the man in the suede jacket at the back, any advance on a fiver?"
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  18. 28th Jul 2008, 6:42 PM #168
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    All change!

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    "Lesbian?"
    "What's that then?"
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    W.H. "Verity is a Lesbian! What part of Lesbia is she from?"
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    Carole: I've heard you can tell someone is gay because they hold their drink in their left hand.
    Billy: Hmm?
    Dennis, Francois, Melba and Smasher are competing to see who can wine and dine Lola Whitecastle and win the contract to write her memoirs. Can Dennis learn how to be charming? Can Francois concentrate on anything else when food is on the table? Will Smasher keep his temper under control?

    If only the 28th century didn't keep popping up to get in Dennis's way...

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  23. 28th Jul 2008, 8:11 PM #173
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    William Russell thought his co-star had had enough to drink:

    Bill Hartnell: "Jacqueline my dear, may I say that's an absolutely smashing pair of tits you've got there."
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  24. 28th Jul 2008, 8:23 PM #174
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    William Russell: Well personally, I don't think this "Doctor Who" thing will catch on...
    For every fail, there is an equal and opposite win.

    ...Oh, who am I kidding?
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    And in a parallel universe, the 20th anniversay photocall is attended by four waxworks and one real actor...
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