Jamie: Och Doctor - I was just about to make my move on Zoe there!

Doctor: Now, now Jamie, you know this is the 60s and we don't stand for that sort of thing on the tellyvision you know. Mrs Whitehouse might not approve.

Jamie: That old hag - is it too late to sign up for a bit of hanky panky in a Dennis Potter drama?

Doctor: I'm afraid not Jamie - I've been to the future, and it seems you'll be spending the rest of your career on a farm with a hand up a sheeps bottom ...