Long Dreaded Return of The Caption Compo

Captain Tancredi · 11th Jul 2007, 11:07 PM

Mary really shouldn't have had the garlic bread with her lunch.

**Si Hunt** · 11th Jul 2007, 11:22 PM

Mary was held down while an elderly grotto groping Tom forced her to smell his fish fingers.

Si.

Pip Madeley · 11th Jul 2007, 11:26 PM

Mary decided she'd had enough of Doctor Who when Tom tried to make her love his gas.

(Family Guy fans will appreciate that one)

**Dirk Gently** · 11th Jul 2007, 11:26 PM

Tom: "Can you tell where they've been yet?"

**Ian Lethbridge-Stewart** · 12th Jul 2007, 4:41 PM

The Doctor: "I'm so sorry about this Romana, but the tracer has just indicated to me that the next segment of the key to time is up your back passage - I'm going to need you to relax and not scream for a moment while I connect the tracer to the segment!!!"

**Lissa** · 12th Jul 2007, 9:00 PM

Ageing actors use the power of improv to overcome the smoking ban.

**Rob McCow** · 27th Oct 2007, 10:54 PM

Sarah Jane's Fragrant Caption!

**Jon Masters** · 28th Oct 2007, 12:07 AM

Lis "Damn, I thought I'd destroyed every last copy of this crappy album. Guards, kill him "

**Andrew Curnow** · 28th Oct 2007, 10:16 AM

Is she saying, "...And this is his mobile number - just give him a ring, and he'll book you in for a fitting straightaway. Honestly, it's nothing to be embarassed about. Lots of people want to buy their very own Andy Pandy outfit..."

**Dirk Gently** · 28th Oct 2007, 12:15 PM

"And should you have any more good ideas about my adventures then this is my mobile number & Russell T's home number".

Pip Madeley · 28th Oct 2007, 12:20 PM

"Yes, he told me the one about his eyes getting smaller too..."

**Stuart Wallis** · 28th Oct 2007, 1:41 PM

"Do you know, you're the first person to play the record backwards and discover that I did promise to do that if anyone did so; phone me at this pub."

**Andrew Curnow** · 28th Oct 2007, 1:51 PM

@ Stuart's suggestion.

**Dave Tudor** · 28th Oct 2007, 8:59 PM

Genius!

"I had big plans for the next album, but, you know, punk was on the horizon, and I just thought it was time for me to go my separate ways."

**Stuart Wallis** · 29th Oct 2007, 1:31 PM

A good trick if you know how it's done!

**Rob McCow** · 15th Apr 2008, 9:21 PM

THE AMAZING JUMPER CAPTION COMPO!

**Lissa** · 15th Apr 2008, 10:00 PM

"You can't see it from where you are but she's rolling her R's as well."

**Andrew Curnow** · 15th Apr 2008, 10:15 PM

The year 2163, and as pre-production begins on anniversary special "The Nineteen Doctors" the shortlist to replace the late Sylvester McCoy is narrowed down to the last two...

**Andrew Curnow** · 15th Apr 2008, 10:19 PM

Or, Cherie Blair reveals her new man to the nation's press.

Or (finally) is she saying, "I'm wearing this because I lost a bet. It turned out that he did have a penis shaped like a question-mark umbrella."

**Dirk Gently** · 15th Apr 2008, 10:28 PM

Isn't it the most embarrassing thing. You go to a party & someone else is wearing the same outfit.

**Jon Masters** · 15th Apr 2008, 10:31 PM

The first two inmates of the privately run, Doctor Who-themed prison were photographed leaving court, after being convicted of still having hideously 80's haircuts

**Dirk Gently** · 15th Apr 2008, 10:38 PM

The cloning of Sylvester McCoy wasn't going well.

**Dave Tudor** · 16th Apr 2008, 12:28 PM

The Krankies appeared to have lost all their old enthusiasm.

**Rob McCow** · 16th Apr 2008, 9:36 PM

OFFICIAL: Question marks make you look mysterious.

**SiHart** · 16th Apr 2008, 9:46 PM

The new uniform for Dapol employees was going down well with the staff.

Si xx

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