The Quotes Thread

[Simon R]

"I don't want to be a cutie. I want to be a hot sexy bitch"

Emma Lee Bunton, 1997

[Andrew Curnow]

"[Noel Coward's] music was really like early rap" - some bloke on Radio 2 tonight.

[Simon R]

"Something for the girls...."
"...and the boys"

G and V, NEC, 1998.

[SiHart]

My closest friends were fine about me being sober, but the ones who love you the most and know you the best are the ones who find it hardest to cope with you falling in love.

Alex James.

Si xx

[Trudi G]

"My arse has got so big, it's now officially recognised as a planet."
- My lovely niece Raina said that, about her having a little post pregnancy weight.

[Si Hunt]

"Some production staff working with Coogan are known to have objected to his "method" performance of Alan Partridge - maintaining the thoroughly unpleasant character from makeup to final call. Curiously, "Alan" enjoyed a good working relationship was with Anglia TV staff in Norwich, who assured Coogan (out-of-character) that Alan was far less problematic to work with than Robert Kilroy-Silk."

Si.

[Pip Madeley]

"Don't eyeball meeeeee, Ghandi! Drop and give me fifty, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!"
-- Arnold Judas Rimmer

[P-Bal]

"I can't stop shitting!"
Mrs Ritchie, 2150 A.D.

[Simon R]

"Tea gives Phoebe the trots!"

Monica Faluula Geller, 2002

[Trudi G]

'If your brows aren't polished - what does that say about your bush?'
A beautician on 'How to look good naked'



I love Gok Wan - he's fab!!

[Pip Madeley]

"We shot the verse footage on the stage at The Leadmill in the afternoon & the chorus footage came from a concert we played there that same evening. Unfortunately, the stuff we had done during the day was badly exposed & unusable on its own so we had to shoot some extra stuff of me lip-synching the vocal to mix over the top. It still looked crap so I shoved an effect over the whole thing, which helped a bit. I was coming towards the end of my studies at St Martin's & so I had to edit this at the same time as my graduation film. This involved the extreme step of hiding in a stock cupboard in the college so that we could edit overnight after the caretaker had locked up. It was during one of these sessions that my fellow editor, Martin Wallace, had to "go to the toilet" in a carrier bag as a trip to the toilets would have involved setting off the burglar alarm."

-- Jarvis talks about making the video for Pulp single 'Countdown'

[Simon R]

"Wax my anus!"

Courtney Love, 2004

[Pip Madeley]

Vodka is a very deceptive drink, because you drink it and you say "Why are we drinking this? This is nothing, it has no smell, no taste! Why are we- W-what are we doing on a traffic island?"

-- Dylan Moran, 2002

[P-Bal]

"Don't you let anyone take ANYTHING away from you."
Mimi La Carey, 1999

Wise words from a woman the world made mad.

[Simon R]

"...at this point she told me her name was Kylie. The next thing I knew her hands had gone down and she had undone my fly, got the old fella out, and dropped to her knees. I thought it was pretty amazing for a sixteen year old. She was fantastic and knew exactly what she was doing. I just shut my eyes and let her get on with it."

Some lost bloke called Paulo, 2002.

Kylie loves cock!

[P-Bal]

"We've got the flava in the house tonight."
"Bonsoir Paris!"

Melanies Janine Brown and Jayne Chisholm, Paris, 1998.

[P-Bal]

"And eer we av Steve oose just stole ma chewing gum on the bayse."

Melanie Janine Brown, Gay Paris, 1998

[Simon R]

"I was completely dumbstruck. To me, it was like saying, 'so you like a bit of dick up the arse, don't you?' It's that extreme".

Mrs O, 2005

[Dave Tudor]

Barry Norman, while discussing Kate Beckinsale's film career in the Radio Times, 8-14 December 2007:

"I would also ask what prompted her to appear in Click with Adam Sandler except that I haven't seen it, having decided a long time ago that life was too short to watch Adam Sandler movies."

[Dirk Gently]

Barry Norman: "...having decided a long time ago that life was too short to watch Adam Sandler movies."

Three cheers for Barry Norman!

[Antony Cox]

"They bought me a box of tin soldiers,/I threw all the Generals away,/I smashed up the Sergents and Majors,/Now I play with my Privates all day."

Unknown

[Si Hunt]

The owner of a construction company on the BBC News
explaining why the high proportion of jobs going to
immigrants wasn't such a bad thing:

"The good thing about having him as my site manager
is, he speaks four languages. The average British
builder struggles with one."

[Simon R]

Selected comments from my Nan today...

"You've altered your appearance"
"Do you have a girlfriend at the moment?"
"You live with your friend don't you? Does he have a girlfriend?"
"When are you going home then?"

Bless.

The latter was asked about ten times.

[Si Hunt]

"It would take Gareth Gates so long to stutter the word ''no'' when asked if he wanted me to **** his ass I would have his cheeks spread before he finished speaking."

[Pip Madeley]

Katie Price?