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13th Jan 2008, 11:41 PM #101
A dialogue triumph in tonight's Corrie...
Carla to Maria: "A leopard never changes it's spots..."
Maria to Carla "and a slapper never changes her knickers".
Ooooh.
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14th Jan 2008, 12:31 AM #102Pip Madeley Guest
Swiss Toni attends an evening of speed dating (aka musical chairs for emotional cripples):
"You didn't tell me it was going to be segregated? I don't want to get stuck with Miss Marple and her cronies over there, I want someone who's gonna give me a rock on."
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15th Feb 2008, 11:55 AM #103Katona: 'I'm the British Britney Spears'
Si.
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15th Feb 2008, 12:41 PM #104Pip Madeley Guest
"I'd like to thank the Americans for their help in the War Against Terror, because if you hadn't funded the IRA for 30 years, we wouldn't know how to deal with terrorists, would we?"
-- The Pub Landlord
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19th Feb 2008, 12:11 PM #105
"Ansell now has new management in the form of Jonathan Shalit, who also looks after Jamelia, Teatro and former Hear'Say member Myleene Klaas."
The future's bright...
Si.
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19th Feb 2008, 9:26 PM #106
"Nothing can happen when you're with Shirl!".
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21st Feb 2008, 1:14 PM #107
This is from Ian Levine's Wikipedia entry:
Unfortunately, Ian was removed from the DVD production group soon after delivery of this final magnificent opus, having requested that a senior member of the Doctor Who Restoration Team insert the seven quad tapes of Inferno (Doctor Who) into his rectum. This would have been a potentially life-threatening act, hence Levine was guilty of negligence.
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21st Feb 2008, 1:28 PM #108
Not that I would know from experience, of course, but I should think Levine could have quite comfortably accommodated the rest of Season 7 without it threatening his life.
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29th Feb 2008, 5:07 AM #109wibbly-wobbly,timey-wimey
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5 million daleks , easy...one doctor? now you're scared!
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29th Feb 2008, 11:13 AM #110
"What's the point in being like an adult if you can't be like a child when you feel like you want to?"
Si.
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3rd Mar 2008, 11:23 AM #111Pip Madeley Guest
Aguado: Homicide, Ventura. Now how ya gonna solve that one?
Ace Ventura: Good question, Aguado. First, I'd establish a motive. In this case the killer saw the size of the bug's DICK and became insanely jealous. Then I'd lose 30 pounds... PORKIN' his wife!
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7th Mar 2008, 9:10 PM #112
"Your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"
Michael Caine - The Italian Job
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7th Mar 2008, 9:31 PM #113Pip Madeley Guest
Crabtree: "You cannot pick your metercar outside this coffee."
Bertorelli: "Do not talk-a this way to me! Me, I am-a Captain Alberto Bertorelli, from conquering Italian army of Mussolini."
Crabtree: "Missaloony does not cut any ice around here, you must mauve along as quirkly as pissable."
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9th Mar 2008, 1:08 PM #114
"I've been sad and quite lonely recently because if you're young, living in London and working in this industry, unless you drink and take a lot of drugs, there's not much to do. I've been sitting on my own watching TV. It's boring to go out if everyone else is taking cocaine and shouting at me... When I was pregnant I stopped drinking and I didn't start again. Then when the baby was gone, I thought, 'That doesn't mean I'm going to go back to how I was."
Lily Allen this week- I do like her, you know.
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9th Mar 2008, 1:14 PM #115Pip Madeley Guest
"When do you do your living longer? At the end of your life! When you fall into bloody pieces! I mean, if exercise bought you two more years of actually being NINETEEN then fair enough, it'd be worth the effort wouldn't it. As it is, it buys you two more years of being NINETY. You think you're gonna get yourself eternal youth - you're not. You're just buying yourself two more years in a home, eating biscuits with no ****ing teeth. You know, reminiscing about your good times down the gym. Go down the pub, get yourself some proper memories."
The Pub Landlord challenges a doctor on the subject of exercise.
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9th Mar 2008, 10:44 PM #116
My favourite guilty pleasures are "Don't Blame It On The Sunshine" and "Reach For The Stars"
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16th Mar 2008, 5:40 PM #117
"Gwen? Nelly? Those P45s are waiting. Grandma's come to reclaim her crown"
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16th Mar 2008, 8:59 PM #118
Louise Jameson - "I did enjoy it (Bergerac) but it didn't really stretch me as an actress."
Pity. I have no understanding of the word. It is not registered in my vocabulary bank. EXTERMINATE!
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17th Mar 2008, 1:58 PM #119
She needs stretching, it'd be painful but necessary.
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19th Mar 2008, 9:40 AM #120
Absolute classic on BBC Breakfast this morning. Declan's away, so there's a dappy woman doing the economic part of the show. Or was it the science-fiction part?
"Everyone is looking for the silver bullet that will stop the credit crunch Terminator."
Holy crap!Pity. I have no understanding of the word. It is not registered in my vocabulary bank. EXTERMINATE!
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19th Mar 2008, 3:34 PM #121Ronan: 'I didn't split up Boyzone'
Si.
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30th Apr 2008, 3:16 PM #122
"I hate her clothes. I hate her manicured square French nails. I hate her orange legs. I hate the whole package."
Nice. But who's this author talking about?
Aw!
Si.
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1st May 2008, 10:32 AM #123
Actress Susan Sarandon on Botox:
"Some people have surgery and look fine and some people don't look anything like they used to. I've thought about it a lot of times, but I hope by the time you're 30 you shift your focus from worrying about how you look to worrying about what kind of person you are.
Essentially you're going to lose the battle of what you look like. To keep fit I do weight training and cardio and I run. "
What a brilliantly simple but wise thing to say.
Si.
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2nd May 2008, 12:10 AM #124Pip Madeley Guest
"You've shown me by burning your guitar what true value is. Decency. Self-sacrifice. Those are the things that make up real wealth, and from where I'm standing, I'm a pretty rich man."
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2nd May 2008, 11:19 AM #125
"Your guitar was made of camphor wood?"
Pity. I have no understanding of the word. It is not registered in my vocabulary bank. EXTERMINATE!
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