The Vervoid Thread

[Andrew Curnow]

for The Dalek Cafe's menu items, particularly Army of Toast!!

Edited to Add:And I've just seen the file title of instalment six at the very top of the banner - superb.

Also Edited Because:I can no longer get a lol icon by typing in . Am I the only (oh so sad) individual who types in the emoticons rather than pointing at them?

[Jon Masters]

The plot thickens (and probably does the tea) - I would say fantastic but probably in a bored tone

Francois Devine's un-natural haste to embrace Frenchiness was somewhat stomach churning though - damn RTD and his wide French achivist agenda

[Rob McCow]

Francois Devine's "Gasp!" was paticularly amoosing!

things are building up nicely...

[Lissa]

The are major life changes all round in chapters seven and eight.

[SiHart]

This is my first Brenty Four and you know what, I'm really enjoying it.

Si xx

[Dave Lewis]

"Pater Purves" sounds like a bloody good show and no mistake.

[Antony Cox]

>If anyone had cause to complain about facial hair it was me the woman was practically David Bellamy.<

[Captain Tancredi]

The PC-repairing minions of Manchester had better extract their digits PDQ, because in an attempt to get halfway to my weekly target of 5000 words, this afternoon I've written a new entry in a series which has been dormant for the best part of two years...

[Lissa]

Dennis finds someone willing to save him money in chapter nine.

[Andrew Curnow]

The best instalment so far - getting that much good material out of a job-advert routine is a real gift (my favourite bits being the Seek gag, and the not worth eleven quid bit).

[Lissa]

Dennis tries to abuse his authority in chapter ten.

[SiHart]

'A tear, Saragh-Jayne?"

:LOL

Si xx

[Lissa]

Dennis Brent's popularity has never been higher in chapter eleven.

[Antony Cox]

I must say, the current plot twist in Brenty Four is a stroke of genius!

[Lissa]

We have reached the half way mark in Dennis's special day in chapter twelve.

[Dave Lewis]

Just a few gems that I have to pick out and draw attention to...

"Seeks is ok because itll help us reach our religious diversity quota."

"We have to count it as eleven words because you put a hyphen between each letter. Ive nothing against banning bummers but you might not think it worth eleven quid."

"You even smell like him" said the young man. "Like a rat ate a huge amount of old cheese a fortnight ago and then hid in your trousers to die a terrifying death."

"All this wittering is acidising my a-n-a-l unguent."

And much more.



P.S.

"Have dinner with me. And then we can go back to my place and make use of your still very much attached genitals."

If Dennis gets a shag in the next couple of hours, I'll be almost as excited as he won't be.

[Lissa]

WARNING~! Chapter Thirteen contains nudity.

[Lissa]

Another WARNING~! Chapter Fourteen contains scenes of an erotic nature.

[Dave Lewis]

"Forget Castrovalva youre heading for the biggest bang in history she growled.

Phew! It's suddenly got incredibly... warm in here...

Bring on episode fifteen.

[Andrew Curnow]

If anybody can confirm that episode fourteen's technique is based in truth, then I'll turn the TV off, get Jean Marc L'Officier's programme guide off the shelf and ask Zel is she wants an early night!

[Lissa]

Unfortunately, it only works with David J Howe books and above. You need the full erotic potential of a Handbook or Television Companion to make knees go weak and nighties go north.

What sensual treats has the mysteriously mad woman got in store in chapter fifteen?

Find out.

[SiHart]

Oh my!

Si xx

[Lissa]

The casual sex and debasement of modern Britain continue in chapter sixteen.

[Lissa]

Sex, lies and politics - just another fete worse than death for chapter seventeen's Dennis Brent.

[Lissa]

Dennis Brent makes small children cry and quotes Patrick Troughton in chapter eighteen.