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  1. 10th Aug 2007, 3:39 PM #1
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    Default Doctor Who Tombstones

    Not a thread about Tom Baker's teeth...

    What would Doctor Who characters have on their tombstones as an epitaph?

    Here are some suggestions.

    Adric: Buried & Cremated.

    The Master: If You Think I'm Staying Here, Then You're Even More Naive Than I Realised, Doctor! Hee hee hee.

    Nyssa: She Knew So Little About Telebiogenesis.

    What can you come up with?
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  2. 10th Aug 2007, 3:47 PM #2
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    Elizabeth Rawlinson (From Battlefield): You'll have to excuse my wife, half an hour ago she was alive.

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    I've just got my handcuffs and my truncheon and that's enough.
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  3. 10th Aug 2007, 4:18 PM #3
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    Dr Lennox (Ambassadors of Death) - Once respected, always grossly underpaid.

    The Brigadier - Died in bed, steeped in cakes.

    First Decider Draith (Full Circle) - Tell Dexter, we've come full circle. Splutter, gurgle, bleurgh.

    Orsini (Revelation of the Daleks) - No more words.
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  4. 10th Aug 2007, 4:41 PM #4
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    Vogel (Revelation of The Daleks): Good Secretaries Are Now Even Harder To Find.
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  5. 10th Aug 2007, 6:10 PM #5
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    K9 - "Not dead, only rusting"
    Dennis, Francois, Melba and Smasher are competing to see who can wine and dine Lola Whitecastle and win the contract to write her memoirs. Can Dennis learn how to be charming? Can Francois concentrate on anything else when food is on the table? Will Smasher keep his temper under control?

    If only the 28th century didn't keep popping up to get in Dennis's way...

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    The eleventh annual Brenty Four serial is another Planet Skaro exclusive. A new episode each day until Christmas in the Brenty Four-um.
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  6. 10th Aug 2007, 11:18 PM #6
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    Ian Levine - 'Forgotten, but not gone'
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  7. 13th Aug 2007, 8:53 AM #7
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    Katrina - Death is but a doorway (away)!
    One Day, I shall come back, Yes, I shall come back,
    Until them, there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties, Just go forward in all your beliefs,
    and prove to me that I am not mistaken in mine!
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  8. 15th Aug 2007, 12:47 PM #8
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    Broton: Leader of the Zygons, Head of The Scottish Energy Commision, MBE. Leaves behind a loving Skarasen.

    Dalek Sec: Here Lies The Only Human Dalek. Became A Human Dalek to Further The Dalek Race, The Race Most Notoriously Obsessive About Racial Purity. Was Exteminated By The Daleks. Should Have Thought That One Through, Really.
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  9. 15th Aug 2007, 1:14 PM #9
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    Adric - Never knew if he was right

    Magnus Greel - Butcher, God, Bird's Nest Soup

    Xoanon - who was he

    Borusa - not dead, only sleeping

    Mandrels - ashes to ashes, dust to Vrax

    Lady Adrasta - no flowers please

    Harrison Chase - at one with his garden
    Bazinga !
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