All New Eye Candy

**Si Hunt** · 14th Oct 2007, 3:10 PM

HAT.

HAT!!

And tits.

Were but that loosly fastened towel to slip to the ground so that his enormous love cucumber could lumber forth.

Si.

Pip Madeley · 14th Oct 2007, 3:12 PM

He's got bigger boobs than me.

**P-Bal** · 14th Oct 2007, 4:59 PM

There now follows some post-modern candy.

He's holding his own album, with a pile of overstocks in the background and a nice looking Brabantia bin.

**Si Hunt** · 14th Oct 2007, 7:45 PM

The expression, which you can just make out, suggests album and Brabantia are shortly to make contact.

Si.

**Simon R** · 14th Oct 2007, 9:21 PM

Get messy with an Alessi...

Something for all the family to enjoy.

**P-Bal** · 14th Oct 2007, 9:23 PM

I fear it has been much that way since Affirmation.

Tickle her tastebuds!

Pip Madeley · 14th Oct 2007, 9:26 PM

Her teeth are insanely white. We all saw her Frontios last weekend.

**Simon R** · 14th Oct 2007, 9:27 PM

Leslie Slumslops (as JNT called her) and Anton Rodgers. I bet he does.

Pip Madeley · 14th Oct 2007, 9:31 PM

Every Thursday, with Georgina Hale.

Van Outen's looking good. She's NOT a man.

**P-Bal** · 14th Oct 2007, 11:54 PM

Well not anymore. Dennis Vandergraff Ooten wouldn't have got the Morrison's gig.

She knooooooooooooooooooows!
Her hoof was fabulous on Saturday.

**Dave Tudor** · 15th Oct 2007, 8:59 PM

Totty overload!

Originally Posted by Simon R

It's amazing, this was a primetime sitcom, the concept of which was that Anton Rodgers was supposedly shagging Lesley Dunlop.

Think on that for a moment. Form the image in your miiiiiiiiiind.

Pip Madeley · 15th Oct 2007, 9:45 PM

Originally Posted by Dave Tudor

It's amazing, this was a primetime sitcom, the concept of which was that Anton Rodgers was supposedly shagging Lesley Dunlop.

Think on that for a moment. Form the image in your miiiiiiiiiind.

What about Gorden Kaye shagging (over the nine series) Vicki Michelle, Sue Hodge, Vicki Michelle, Kirsten Cooke, Moira Foot and Carole Ashby?

**Simon R** · 15th Oct 2007, 10:20 PM

What a big chopper he has.

He could make your will scarlet...etc, etc.

**P-Bal** · 15th Oct 2007, 11:32 PM

We'd all touch him up, etc...

**Matthew T** · 17th Oct 2007, 11:33 AM

An S Club Junior that's no longer so junior!

**Si Hunt** · 17th Oct 2007, 5:13 PM

I could post some higher quality pics of him if you liked Matt. Er... that's if I find some laying around...

Si.

**Simon R** · 17th Oct 2007, 8:56 PM

2 Hearts are beating together...

**P-Bal** · 17th Oct 2007, 9:20 PM

Awww, that's sweet. Though Kylie looks a tad smug and Dannii looks a tad desperate. I suspect t'was ever thus after the ARIAs at the Minogue dinnertable.

**Dave Tudor** · 17th Oct 2007, 10:32 PM

Imagine being the mayo in that sisterly sandwich.......

Did I just type that...?

Pip Madeley · 18th Oct 2007, 12:05 AM

I'd ride that tricycle any day.

Wayne · 18th Oct 2007, 12:40 AM

She even dyes her nasal hair.

**Dirk Gently** · 18th Oct 2007, 10:25 AM

I needed that knowledge.

**SiHart** · 19th Oct 2007, 12:01 PM

Anneke at her best!

Si xx

**Dirk Gently** · 19th Oct 2007, 2:09 PM

She did look good in he day.

Pip Madeley · 19th Oct 2007, 5:31 PM

That should be me massaging her foot.

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