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  1. #76
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    Nice arse!

    Si xx

    I've just got my handcuffs and my truncheon and that's enough.

  2. #77
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    Why, thank you!

  3. #78
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    And when I opened it I got a 1 inch Dalek...which was nice.

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    Catching the predominantly student bus part of the way home today was a strange experience- kind of like being reminded of how intensely I used to live about fifteen years ago, and then at the bus stop waiting for my second bus a reminder of how even with another fifteen years of confidence and a little more stability, there's still a glass wall around me that I struggle to break through.

    The bottom line is that if starting a conversation with a nice-looking Canadian girl at the bus stop means possibly missing my bus, I'll take the bus every time. And that makes me feel very, very empty.

    If only comfort zones weren't so, well, comfortable...

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    Well, THAT could have gone better!!

  6. #81
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    There's a possibility I may get into the Manics gig at the MEN Arena for free tonight

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    How many people did you have to blackmail for that then?

  8. #83
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    The band, their families, their pet tortoises...

  9. #84
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    My manager has been looking for her Secret Santa present on Ebay. Since when was that allowed?

  10. #85
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    Why does my technology keep on letting me down!?

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    I have similar problems round the ladies...

  12. #87
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    I hate mornings.

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    I hate having to sleep, it's a waste of time...but I never want to get up.

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    Hello PS, I am a figment of your collective imagination. Merry Christmas!

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    Who said that?

    I think my schizophrenia has come back!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirk Gently View Post
    I hate having to sleep, it's a waste of time...but I never want to get up.
    Yeah, sleep gives ya canceR, MAN, EveryoNE knowS ThAT.

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    One To Go!

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    "Weakling scum!"


  19. #94
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    Will Smith snogs a dog:



    Must've been a five pinter.

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    Thanks to MArk Ayres, I know this trivia fact:

    It is worth bearing in mind that The Verve get nothing from "Bitter Sweet Symphony". It is based around a sample of a Rolling Stones track which was used without permission. While a fine was avoided, the settlement with the Stones means that the Stones take all the income the song generates!

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    Now that's an ironic song title!

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    I never expected to be chatting to Andy Frankham today.

    Si.

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    My head hurts and I would like to be asleep.

    Si xx

    I've just got my handcuffs and my truncheon and that's enough.

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    You can't beat a bacon buttie on a cold winter's morning.

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    Father Christmas doesn't exist Mel!

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