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    He does, he nearly ran over me in his Cortina yesterday!

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    Great minds think alike!

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    So it was you who tried to run me over this morning, was it? I'm taking notes...

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    1996 is back and it's about time!

    Si xx

    I've just got my handcuffs and my truncheon and that's enough.

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    I never thought precognises of my own death could be so disturbing...

    Si.

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    Why is it that 'Come On Eileen' is the one that always gets played at discos when 'Geno' is far superior?

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    "4 Minutes To Save The World"

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    Why is it that 'Come On Eileen' is the one that always gets played at discos when 'Geno' is far superior?
    Whats worse is when the Dj does some awful mix of the two songs.

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    Nostalgia!



    I want it on CD!

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    Is it wrong to chat up one of your ex's best friends.........?

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    Not at all!

    It's wrong to chat up one of your best friend's ex's, but the way you're doing it sounds good to me!
    "RIP Henchman No.24."

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    The hat works.

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    Is it bad to come on here afte you've drunk two bittles of red wine? ~

    Cabernet Servinion & Merlot.

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    The rest of us can't face PS sober...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirk Gently View Post
    Is it bad to come on here afte you've drunk two bittles of red wine? ~
    Tim, we didn't think you ever came on here any other way.


    @ 'bittles'.

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    Did I write that!? I wonder if we can get a 'drunk person' filter on the forums?

    Anyway, I was only 1cm away from spelling bottles right.

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    1cm can make all the difference.

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    My wardrobe is looking alarmingly like the EastEnder's costume department. First of all Sean Slater sports my blue shirt and now Steven Beale is wearing my purple one. If Peggy Mitchell starts wearing my big grey coat then I'll know something fishy is going down.

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    "There must be somethin' fishy goin' on!"

    Si.

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    Botox!

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    "If I see something sagging, dragging or bagging, I’m going to go have it stuffed, tucked or plucked."

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    Her regeneration must've gone wrong.

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    Please God give me the chance to prove to you that being a millionaire wouldn't spoil me!

    Si.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pip Madeley View Post
    Botox!
    There's no call for that kind of language!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pip Madeley View Post
    Botox!
    Or alternatively, "No, it's true!"

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