The Random Thread Returneth

[Pip Madeley]

Did Dave Tudor go to Landlord Academy? Does he want to be King Bar Steward?

[Dave Tudor]

I thought I was a 'king bar steward?

[Stuart Wallis]

There's no answer to that!

[Dave Tudor]

I'm always grateful for a rough analogy.

[Pip Madeley]

There's no answer to that either!

[Simon R]

Sean Slater was wearing my blue short sleeved shirt the other night.

[Pip Madeley]

Some people think these soles are crêpe. I don't think they're that bad...

[Wayne]

It won't be long now.

[Pip Madeley]

Until?

[Wayne]

I sober up? The PS meet? My next post? Who knows!

[Stuart Wallis]

It won't be long now.

It happens when you reach ninety...

[Pip Madeley]

Stuart Wallis is a Blue Orchid Advisor, I found this at work...

[Stuart Wallis]

Yes, I advise people on how to make a career out of growing blue orchids. Or something.

[SiHart]

I do like a good bun.

Si xx

[Pip Madeley]

Do you take a white orchid and turn it blue?

(context)

[Stuart Wallis]

Well the only other paint I had was burnt umber, but the song wouldn't have scanned otherwise.

[Dave Tudor]

Today's word is: curmudgeonly.

[Pip Madeley]

That's a terrible name for a baby.

[Stuart Wallis]

That's why we called her Antipasto - it was that or Mary.

[Pip Madeley]

Does anyone remember Brooke Kinsella?



She was in Eastenders a few years ago, she played Kelly Taylor... well, I think she must be related to Juliet Cowan, who plays Maria's mum in The Sarah Jane Adventures...



They're two peas in a pod, positively two peas in a pod!

[Dave Tudor]

What a lovely pair of peas.

[Pip Madeley]

A glimpse inside Dave Tudor's mind:

[Dirk Gently]

I thought I'd gotten rid of all the copies of that pic!?

Not that it's got anything to do with me you understand.

[Dave Tudor]

Well, it's definitely not me - I'd need a bigger bag.

[Dirk Gently]

Look, it was cold, they were frozen peas!