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    Did Dave Tudor go to Landlord Academy? Does he want to be King Bar Steward?

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    I thought I was a 'king bar steward?
    Last edited by Dave Tudor; 4th Nov 2007 at 2:30 PM.

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    There's no answer to that!


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    I'm always grateful for a rough analogy.

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    There's no answer to that either!


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    Sean Slater was wearing my blue short sleeved shirt the other night.

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    Some people think these soles are crÍpe. I don't think they're that bad...

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    It won't be long now.

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    Until?

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    I sober up? The PS meet? My next post? Who knows!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne View Post
    It won't be long now.
    It happens when you reach ninety...


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    Stuart Wallis is a Blue Orchid Advisor, I found this at work...


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    Yes, I advise people on how to make a career out of growing blue orchids. Or something.

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    I do like a good bun.

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    I've just got my handcuffs and my truncheon and that's enough.

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    Do you take a white orchid and turn it blue?

    (context)

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    Well the only other paint I had was burnt umber, but the song wouldn't have scanned otherwise.

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    Today's word is: curmudgeonly.

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    That's a terrible name for a baby.

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    That's why we called her Antipasto - it was that or Mary.

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    Does anyone remember Brooke Kinsella?



    She was in Eastenders a few years ago, she played Kelly Taylor... well, I think she must be related to Juliet Cowan, who plays Maria's mum in The Sarah Jane Adventures...



    They're two peas in a pod, positively two peas in a pod!

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    What a lovely pair of peas.

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    A glimpse inside Dave Tudor's mind:




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    I thought I'd gotten rid of all the copies of that pic!?

    Not that it's got anything to do with me you understand.

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    Well, it's definitely not me - I'd need a bigger bag.

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    Look, it was cold, they were frozen peas!

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