Those Voyage of the Damned cliches ...

[WhiteCrow]

Look it's Doctor Who and they've never done the Titanic before ... isn't this exciting?

What Titanic cliches are you expecting?

If at any point you hear the words "Iceburg ahead", you've GOT to finish whatever alcoholic drink you've got.

If you hear "but we don't have enough lifeboats", down a glass of red wine.

If the Doctor and Kylie stand on the front of the ship together "I'm flying". Neck that bottle of Becks in one.

If you hear at any point "my head will go on", take that bottle of whiskey and liberally smash over your head.

[Rob McCow]

And there's always the working class Irish being imprisoned below decks, while the arrogant British are the first to get away.

[WhiteCrow]

And there's always the working class Irish being imprisoned below decks, while the arrogant British are the first to get away.

Damn right - British lifeboats for British citizens I say!

Oh and if the band play on whilst the boat sinks, finish your drink.

If the Doctor conducts them using his sonic screwdriver, finish your bottle of wine, and then write in saying how RTD raped your Leo DeCapro-lovin' childhood.

[Paul Monk]

Its a spaceship though so many of these things won't happen surely?

[Alex]

And none did, dagnammit, I wanted to get ridiculously drunk whilst watching it, but couldn't touch a drop!