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    Default what "carry on......" films have we not seen yet

    in the same vein as the " what dalek story have we not seen yet"
    you can see where i'm going with this...
    "carry on, paris"

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    "Carry On In Parliament"

    Sid James as Prime Minister, Kenneth Williams as Leader of the Opposition, Babs as Speaker of the House.

    Mind you some have said our current Prime Minister reminds them of Tony Hancock.

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    "Carry On-Line"

    Sid James thinks he's dating Barbera Windsor on-line. When he eventually meets her, she turns out to be Hattie Jaques.

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    Carry On Up The Charts

    Sid James stars as a Cowell-esque music mogul trying to turn dolly bird singer Babs Windsor into a story, while having a secret affair with his fellow Talent Show judge Hattie. The fey and prickly third judge is played by Charles Hawtry.

    Si.

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    Carry On Mid-wife.

    Carry On Tax Inspector.

    Carry On Traffic Warden.

    Carry On Life Guard.

    Carry On Mechanic.

    Carry On Camera Man at the BBC.

    It's easy, they just write themselves.

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    "Carry On Luggage"

    Saucy behind the scenes japes, as the Carry On gang work as luggage handlers for Sleazy Jet coping with the stresses of modern day airflight during the war against terror.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WhiteCrowUK View Post
    "Carry On Luggage"
    That's the best one just because it's wonderfully silly!

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    Carry on Gynecologist.

    Sid James plays a retired Gynecologist who goes back to the job, just to keep his hand in.

    Ooh matron!
    I’m being extremely clever up here and there’s no one to stand around looking impressed! What’s the point in having you all?

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    Nice.

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    I’m being extremely clever up here and there’s no one to stand around looking impressed! What’s the point in having you all?

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    Carry On Fisting

    The story of international boxing promoter Wan King (Sid James), and his struggle to make his scrawny champ Charlie Uppercut (Charles Hawtrey) a star. With Jack Douglas as Muhammad Ali.

    Carry On Mounting Dead Animals

    Saucy comedy where a struggling taxidermist Sidney Stuffing (Sid James) is forced to go about murdering local pets in order to drum up trade. With Bernard Bresslaw and Joan Sims.

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    Sidney Stuffing - What a great Carry on name!
    I’m being extremely clever up here and there’s no one to stand around looking impressed! What’s the point in having you all?

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    Carry On Carrion

    A sequel to Carry on Mounting Dead Animals where some of the dead animals were left a little too long before embalming……

    Carry On Doctor Oooh!

    Frankie Howerd stars as The Nth Doctor who defeats alien menaces by squealing “Oooh!” at them (closely followed by “Oh, shut yer face!”). Co-starring Barbara Windsor as Jo Grunt and Kenneth Williams as Captain Mike Mates, and featuring Sid James as Brigadier Lecher-Stewart and Peter Butterworth as The Master-Baiter

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    Carry On Up the Other End in which Sid James manages the worst football team in the world. When the greedy chairman (Kenneth Williams) decides to sell the ground to a supermarket chain it is up to Sid and the team (captained by Bernard Breslaw and featuring Jack Douglas as the unpredictable winger, Jim Dale as the heroic midfielder and Barbara Windsor as the girl who wasn't allowed to play so pretended to be her twin brother in order to give them something more impressive up front) to win the cup and save the club.
    Dennis, Francois, Melba and Smasher are competing to see who can wine and dine Lola Whitecastle and win the contract to write her memoirs. Can Dennis learn how to be charming? Can Francois concentrate on anything else when food is on the table? Will Smasher keep his temper under control?

    If only the 28th century didn't keep popping up to get in Dennis's way...

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    The eleventh annual Brenty Four serial is another Planet Skaro exclusive. A new episode each day until Christmas in the Brenty Four-um.

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    Well I haven't seen Columbus....

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    @ Lissa

    Carry On Cromwell Street

    Violent comedy starring Sid James and Joan Sims. When PC Dick Wringer drops in on Gloucester couple Fred and Rose West during a routine enquiry, it's the start of a nightmarish descent into a world of death, abduction and saucy innuendo. Contains swanny-whistle sound effects and genuine murder.

    (courtesy of TV Go Home)

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    carry on stalking

    carry on crocodile hunting

    carry on blunkett ?

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