Eye Candy Advent Calendar 2006

**Simon R** · 1st Dec 2006, 11:14 PM

Here it comes again, filling my soul, never want to let go...as a wise old owl once shrilled.

Christmas is coming and Claire Goose is getting fat.

Everyday from now until Christmas Eve, a festive morsel will be posted to this thread. Beware the Ogri!

We shall start as we mean to go on...are you ready to ride with me London? I said ARE YOU READY?!

I'd like to ride with this legendary singer, songwriter and actress...

Yes it is none other than LaToya Yvonne Jackson, singer of such hits as "You Blew" and "Opps, Oh No", sister to Michael and Janet and Battle Queen of the Svrax.

LaT is or was a jehovas witness so why she's posing so merrily with a christmas tree who can say and frankly who cares. I wonder where she is and I hope she's happy.

Oh and her album still didn't come out this year, despite being scheduled in 2003...it did leak over the net though.

I wonder who or what will be behind window number 2 tommorrow?

Pip Madeley · 1st Dec 2006, 11:15 PM

Originally Posted by Simon R

Battle Queen of the Svrax.

Sycorax?

**Si Hunt** · 2nd Dec 2006, 12:13 AM

You should pay more attention to "Battlefield" Pip.

She has a tiny waist, but huge hair. Such is the way of the aged pop icon.

Si.

Pip Madeley · 2nd Dec 2006, 12:14 AM

Originally Posted by Si Hunt

You should pay more attention to "Battlefield" Pip.

Don't joke about things like that.

**Simon R** · 2nd Dec 2006, 8:51 PM

The Second Time...

Here's a seasonal snap of a legendary 90s Scandinavian pop act...

Yes it's the group once known as Joyspeed but we all know and love them as Aqua. Singers of such classics as "Lollypop (Candyman)" and "Bumble Bees" and one of the greatest number ones that never was "We Belong To The Sea". They really missed a trick not doing a christmas song but that's the way of these things. Dullards like N*Sync and Jessica Simpson do whole Christmas albums but the Europeans rarely bother with such flimflam.

Grab a tissue for tommorrow's masculine double entry...

**Simon R** · 3rd Dec 2006, 10:45 PM

Something for the girls...and the boys...

It's the Thal like X-Factor losers Journey South. They've had so many hits this year. Who wouldn't want to find them stuffing their turkey this yuletide?

**Matthew T** · 4th Dec 2006, 6:25 PM

I'd like to be the meat on that spit roast.

Trudi G · 4th Dec 2006, 9:48 PM

Dear God, somebody poke me in the eyes!

**Lord President** · 4th Dec 2006, 10:59 PM

Originally Posted by Trudi G

Dear God, somebody poke me in the eyes!

Kinky!

**Simon R** · 4th Dec 2006, 11:44 PM

There must be an angel playing with my heart...

Emma Lee Bunton. She descended down from the heavens to bring joy and magic into our lives.

10 years ago she straddled the singles and album charts with "2 Become 1" and "Spice". Her new album "Life in Mono" is out now and likely headed for number 67 or somesuch.. Buy it for yourself and everyone you've ever met.

**Andy Frankham** · 5th Dec 2006, 10:23 AM

Originally Posted by Si Hunt

You should pay more attention to "Battlefield" Pip.

She has a tiny waist, but huge hair. Such is the way of the aged pop icon.

Si.

As should you and Mr RaynOr, then. It's S'Rax, not Svrax.

**Simon R** · 5th Dec 2006, 7:20 PM

Cheers for that Andie.

Moving on and today we have proof that christmas isn't all about glitter and sparkle and presents with this touching scene from a wax work recreation of the Nativity...

As a wise old owl once said, I'm not religious but it makes me wanna pray.

**Rob McCow** · 5th Dec 2006, 9:53 PM

Blasphemy!

**Simon R** · 6th Dec 2006, 11:30 PM

Here's something for all the boys to pull their crackers to...

It's those brazen hussies themselves Girls Aloud. On the set of This Morning.

Their 2005 Christmas bonus disc will be rocking my socks any day now.

**duncan** · 7th Dec 2006, 9:12 PM

They can pull my crackers anytime they please!

**Simon R** · 7th Dec 2006, 11:28 PM

Seventh Heaven...I'm in orbit...

Sugababes mk II.

Open their parcels.

**Simon R** · 9th Dec 2006, 11:14 AM

Concluding the girl band trilogy, the ultimate girl band...

For three yuletides did they top the charts with a clutch of classic ballads and it's ten years this year since their first xmas number one. It all seems like yesterday not fat away...

**Simon R** · 10th Dec 2006, 11:26 PM

This fey creature sat atop the christmas chart last year...

..but could he sit atop you?

**Simon R** · 10th Dec 2006, 11:28 PM

Let's try another one...

Merry Christmas! And by the way, have a nice life.

**Matthew T** · 11th Dec 2006, 1:03 AM

Is that the Seeker from The Ribos Operation?

**Si Hunt** · 11th Dec 2006, 9:08 AM

It's the author of one of the finest Christmas albums of all time! Pasty-faced and possibly pre-mid decade botox makeover.

Si.

**Simon R** · 11th Dec 2006, 11:15 PM

Are you hanging up your stocking on the wall?

I'd like to see inside her stocking and that's no lie.

**Si Hunt** · 12th Dec 2006, 8:53 AM

In the old days we were so poor I had to make dresses out of mama's old tablecloths and my wigs out of straw from the barn.

Si.

**Simon R** · 12th Dec 2006, 11:42 PM

Especially for you....

He may have lost his hair and I'm A Celeb. And Kylie. But we wil always remember him as the fresh faced son of Terence and half-brother to toad faced Stephanie Mac.

**SiHart** · 13th Dec 2006, 7:42 AM

I like his Christmas Jumper.

Si xx

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