Doctor Who Anagrams

[Dirk Gently]

I'm bored. Lets make up new titles for Doctor Who stories.

We know of Timelash = Lameshit
The Ambassadors of Death = A Home of the Sad Bastards

So any more?

The War Machines = Shine What Cream
Fear Her = Rear Hef
Tooth and Claw = What Cod Talon

And so on.

[shada pavlova]

The Claws of Axos=exact slow sofa (with an H on the end)?

The Curse of Fenric=runt cheese for Cif? (you know, Cif, the toilet cleaning stuff)

The Edge of Destruction=trust the ion-fudge décor (well, nearly)

The Talons of Weng-Chiang= Go slow an' get the china F. N.

hey, this is fun!

[Dirk Gently]

The Claws of Axos=exact slow sofa (with an H on the end)?

Sofah, is that said in a Rose accent?

[Kaybee Bailey]

A few in honour of the new showrunner...

The Empty Child - Thy Pitch Led Me
The Doctor Dances - Decadent Cohorts
The Girl in the Fireplace - Lighten A Creepier Filth
Silence in the Library - A Belch Inertly Rise In
Forest of the Dead - Defeat Hordes Oft
And, er Blink - Link B...

[Dirk Gently]

Season One = So Sane One
An Unearthly Child = Handily Clean Hurt
The Daleks = Takes Held
The Edge of Destruction = Deft, Reticent Doghouse
Marco Polo = A Cool Romp
The Keys of Marinus = Mouthy Freakiness
The Aztecs = Zest Cheat
The Sensorites = Thorniest Sees
The Reign of Terror = Error-free Tonight

[Dirk Gently]

Season Two = Sweat Soon
Planet of the Giants = Flash Penitent Goat
The Dalek Invasion of Earth = Innovate of Heat Rash Liked
The Rescue = The Secure (I couldn't do any better)
The Romans = The Ransom
The Web Planet = That New Bleep
The Crusade = Cute Dasher
The Space Museum = Escapes Mute Hum
The Chase = The Aches
The Time Meddler = Riddle Theme Met

[Antony Cox]

The Romans = N. O’Master
The Dalek Invasion of Earth = Hi! Kid’s fave tale? Not he, a horn!
The Ark in Space = Best story ever!
Inferno = Non-fire
The Sunmakers = Earthen Musk

[Dirk Gently]

The Ark in Space = Best story ever!

Inferno = Non-fire

[Antony Cox]

Meglos = Lo smeg
The Awakening = Ken H. wet again?
The Moonbase = Oh, meat bones!

[shada pavlova]

Invasion of the Dinosaurs=Noses, I don't run a fish Vaio!

[Dirk Gently]

Season Three = Hearse Onset
Galaxy Four = Ugly Ox Afar
Mission to the Unknown = He, Tom, Known Unionists
The Myth Makers = Thy Market Mesh
The Daleks Master Plan = A Hallmarked Nest Pest
The Massacre = Ace Hamsters
The Ark = Ah Trek
The Celestial Toymaker = Teacake Seller Timothy
The Gunfighters = Gee Frights Hunt
The Savages = Age Has Vest
The War Machines = Shine What Cream
Season Four = Fear Us Soon
The Smugglers = Egg Them Slurs
The Tenth Planet = Plant Teeth Then

[Stuart Wallis]

Slightly OT:

William Hartnell=Martini well hall
Patrick Troughton=Cigar thru topknot
Jon Pertwee=Jeer new pot
Tom Baker=Atom kerb
Peter Davison=Deviate's porn (!)
Colin Baker=Crablike? No!
Sylvester McCoy=Sly vets Mercy Co.
Paul McGann=Clap gunman*
Christopher Eccleston=Eclectics' posher North**
David Tennant=Dad, invent ant!


*-Relevant if you think back to the TVM!
**-Every planet's got one...

[Antony Cox]

I'm sure I've heard of the Davison/deviate's porn thing before!

The Enemy of The World = My new teeth foold her!
The Claws of Axos = A. Cox’s heat flows!
Underworld = Dul worn end.
The Invasion of Time = Hi! I mention vast foe

[Dirk Gently]

Peter Davison = Sedative Porn It's so crap it puts you to sleep.

[Pip Madeley]

Spearhead from Space = A Drama Feces Shopper

Nearly "Faces", it would've been perfect.

[Dirk Gently]

Spearhead from Space = Feaces Drama Hoppers

Nah, that's shit!