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    Default Meet the Frickensniffers (and get your new name)

    This is taken from a chain mail I recieved (which was itself adapted from a childrens book called "Captain Underpants
    And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey) and thought sounded fun...


    Allow me to introduce myself. My new name is Greasy Frickensniffer. My wife is Dorfus Frickensniffer, and our three children are Cheesey, Dorky, and Goober Frickensniffer.

    Follow the instructions below to find out YOUR new name and introduce yourself (and your family if you wish) here.

    1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New
    first name:
    a = snickle
    b = doombah
    c = goober
    d = cheesey
    e = crusty
    f = greasy
    g = dumbo
    h = farcus
    i = dorky
    j = doofus
    k = funky
    l = boobie
    m = sleezy
    n = sloopy
    o = fluff
    p = stinky
    q = slimy
    r = dorfus
    s = snooty
    t = tootsie
    u = dipsy
    v = sneezy
    w = liver
    x = skippy
    y = dinky
    z = zippy

    2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
    of your new last name:
    a = dippin
    b = feather
    c = batty
    d = burger
    e = chicken
    f = barffy
    g = lizard
    h = waffle
    i = farkle
    j = monkey
    k = flippin
    l = fricken
    m = bubble
    n = rhino
    o = potty
    p = hamster
    q = buckle
    r = gizzard
    s = lickin
    t = snickle
    u = chuckle
    v = pickle
    w = hubble
    x = dingle
    y = gorilla
    z = girdle


    3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second
    half of your new last name:
    a = butt
    b = boob
    c = face
    d = nose
    e = hump
    f = breath
    g = pants
    h = shorts
    i = lips
    j = honker
    k = head
    l = tush
    m = chunks
    n = dunkin
    o = brains
    p = biscuits
    q = toes
    r = doodle
    s = *****
    t = sniffer
    u = sprinkles
    v = frack
    w = squirt
    x = humperdinck
    y = hiney
    z = juice

    Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chuckle*****.


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    I seem to Sleezy Dippindoodle, which is nice.

    Si xx
    Last edited by SiHart; 4th Dec 2006 at 7:20 PM.

    I've just got my handcuffs and my truncheon and that's enough.

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    I'm Cheesy Chuckydoodle apparently. Although I had suspected as much already...

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    I am Dorky Chucklenose.
    How nice.

    Now, can someone give me a rude word in five letters ;-) .
    Assume you're going to Win
    Always have an Edge

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    Dipsy Frickenhump be my name.

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    I'm probably Sleezy Farkledunkin, or something.

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    i seem to of come out as

    dipsy snicklehump..

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    Dipsy Dippin Doodle - i've had this email already, lol!

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    Dorky Dippinnose

    Lovely.

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    Crusty Pottydoodle

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    Hi, I'm Sloopy Dippinchunks!
    Iím being extremely clever up here and thereís no one to stand around looking impressed! Whatís the point in having you all?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stephen Morgan View Post
    Crusty Pottydoodle
    That almost sounds like Pot Noodle.

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    I am "Dorky Chucklenose".
    How nice.
    I'am also know as "Registered User"

    Now, can someone give me a rude word in five letters ;-) ?
    Assume you're going to Win
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phillip Madeley View Post
    That almost sounds like Pot Noodle.

    It does doesn't it.

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    Dorfus Frickentush, Attorney-at-Law! (not really)

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    Goober Farkletush, which sounds like some sort of injury

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    I'm Tootsie Farkletush!

    Do you know what they call me in the ancient legends of the Dalek homeworld? The Oncoming Storm.

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    Dinky Chickenbreath

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    I am 'Snooty Wafflebrains' apparently....

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    The filter seems to have caught one of the words. Any chance of 'defiltering' it?

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    Dorfus Hamsterbiscuits

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    Farcus Chuckletush.

    Me likey.
    We ride tornadoes. We eat tomatoes.

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    Sloopy Dippinchunks.
    Iím being extremely clever up here and thereís no one to stand around looking impressed! Whatís the point in having you all?

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    Tootsie Potty-Humperdinck - what a mouthful!

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    Ant Cox...a mouthful? You do surprise me.

    Hello I'm Sleezy Dippin-Squirt, pleased to meet you.

    Those who know me might find that funny & apt.

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