Meet the Frickensniffers (and get your new name)

[Jeff]

This is taken from a chain mail I recieved (which was itself adapted from a childrens book called "Captain Underpants
And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey) and thought sounded fun...


Allow me to introduce myself. My new name is Greasy Frickensniffer. My wife is Dorfus Frickensniffer, and our three children are Cheesey, Dorky, and Goober Frickensniffer.

Follow the instructions below to find out YOUR new name and introduce yourself (and your family if you wish) here.

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New
first name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluff
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
of your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle


3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second
half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = *****
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chuckle*****.

[SiHart]

I seem to Sleezy Dippindoodle, which is nice.

Si xx

[Andrew Curnow]

I'm Cheesy Chuckydoodle apparently. Although I had suspected as much already...

[Philipnet]

I am Dorky Chucklenose.
How nice.

Now, can someone give me a rude word in five letters ;-) .

[Paul Clement]

Dipsy Frickenhump be my name.

[Milky Tears]

I'm probably Sleezy Farkledunkin, or something.

[Larry]

i seem to of come out as

dipsy snicklehump..

[Trudi G]

Dipsy Dippin Doodle - i've had this email already, lol!

[Pip Madeley]

Dorky Dippinnose

Lovely.

[Stephen Morgan]

Crusty Pottydoodle

[duncan]

Hi, I'm Sloopy Dippinchunks!

[Pip Madeley]

Crusty Pottydoodle

That almost sounds like Pot Noodle.

[Philipnet]

I am "Dorky Chucklenose".
How nice.
I'am also know as "Registered User"

Now, can someone give me a rude word in five letters ;-) ?

[Stephen Morgan]

That almost sounds like Pot Noodle.

It does doesn't it.

[Doctor Vendetta]

Dorfus Frickentush, Attorney-at-Law! (not really)

[Michael Mills]

Goober Farkletush, which sounds like some sort of injury

[Anthony Williams]

I'm Tootsie Farkletush!

[Wayne]

Dinky Chickenbreath

[Jason Thompson]

I am 'Snooty Wafflebrains' apparently....

[Jason Thompson]

The filter seems to have caught one of the words. Any chance of 'defiltering' it?

[Martin Penny]

Dorfus Hamsterbiscuits

[cullsoft]

Farcus Chuckletush.

Me likey.

[duncan]

Sloopy Dippinchunks.

[Antony Cox]

Tootsie Potty-Humperdinck - what a mouthful!

[Dirk Gently]

Ant Cox...a mouthful? You do surprise me.

Hello I'm Sleezy Dippin-Squirt, pleased to meet you.

Those who know me might find that funny & apt.