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  1. 3rd Aug 2008, 3:20 PM #51
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    HA! Just when you think things are crap a little ray of light brightens your day.
  2. 3rd Aug 2008, 6:05 PM #52
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    What do you mean? It was pissing it down yesterday.
    For every fail, there is an equal and opposite win.

    ...Oh, who am I kidding?
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    Bad things - falling asleep at work.

    Worse things - falling asleep at work while trying to send a text to your partner and sending it to a random person in your phone book instead!!!
    Pity. I have no understanding of the word. It is not registered in my vocabulary bank. EXTERMINATE!
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    I just walked home from the doctors. That's three miles.
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    I haven't walked more than 20 metres in the last 3 weeks.
    For every fail, there is an equal and opposite win.

    ...Oh, who am I kidding?
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    *yawn*

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    I've just got my handcuffs and my truncheon and that's enough.
  7. 6th Aug 2008, 3:05 PM #57
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    Tired Si?
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    Tired of work and tired of being tired.

    Si xx

    I've just got my handcuffs and my truncheon and that's enough.
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    I took my Dad to hospital @6:40 this morning.

    I have to go & pick him up in about 20 minutes.
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    Hope he's ok Tim.
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    Ho hum.

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    I've just got my handcuffs and my truncheon and that's enough.
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    PAUL: "Think I should probably unfreeze these before I cook them."
    PHIL: "You mean defrost?"

    (pause)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne View Post
    Hope he's ok Tim.
    Thanks Wayne, he's not bad. Just a little sore.
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    Some things are just intriguing, aren't they?

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    I've just got my handcuffs and my truncheon and that's enough.
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    Yes they are.
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    And some aren't, so I'll put it away...
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    I had sausages for lunch! Year-old sausages in gravy what I found in a plastic box at the bottom of the freezer!
    For every fail, there is an equal and opposite win.

    ...Oh, who am I kidding?
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    Ever heard of "freeze on day of purchase, use within a month"?

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    I spotted Desperate Housewives in the TV guide the other day and decided to give it a go. Must admit I expected a bit more - you didn't even see any nipples.
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    Ashes to Ashes is my favourite David Bowie song.

    I'm happy. Hope you're happy too.

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    I finished watching Ashes To Ashes today. The twist at the end surprised me!
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    TIP: Don't play Warhawk on the PS3 for too long or your eyes will hurt.
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    ANOTHER TIP: Don't watch The Romans on Youtube or your eyes will hurt.
    For every fail, there is an equal and opposite win.

    ...Oh, who am I kidding?
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    Quote Originally Posted by shada pavlova View Post
    ANOTHER TIP: Don't watch The Romans on Youtube or your eyes will hurt.
    ANOTHER TIP: Don't watch 'The Romans'.
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    YET ANOTHER TIP: Don't.

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