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    Default The How Utterly Random Thread

    What Ho!

    Si xx

    I've just got my handcuffs and my truncheon and that's enough.

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    I'm still trying not to bite...

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    Download: 687kb/s
    Upload: 237kb/s

    I'm gonna LOVE this.

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    My download speed varies depending which site I download from.

    Slowest can be 200ish kbs & the fastest has been 950ish kbs.

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    I've been used to 110kb/s maximum download speed, so you can understand why I'm pleased.

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    Yes.

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    "On Pip's first day, we all came online wearing "Bring Back Paul Monk" t-shirts..."

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    @ Andrew

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    Next to my PC, I have a candleholder without a candlestick. Underneath it is a large pile of CDs, which is just touching the base of the candleholder. If I move anything on this desk, it will ALL fall down the stairs.
    For every fail, there is an equal and opposite win.

    ...Oh, who am I kidding?

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    Don't move anything on the desk then!

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    Sounds like "Harry, I'm standing on a landmine" to me.

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    It's funnier if you say MGMT as if it's a word.

    Si xx

    I've just got my handcuffs and my truncheon and that's enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andrew Curnow View Post
    Sounds like "Harry, I'm standing on a landmine" to me.
    You have no idea how appropriate that is to my current situation...
    For every fail, there is an equal and opposite win.

    ...Oh, who am I kidding?

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    I can hear a throbing hum but I can't identify where it's coming from?

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    I can't help but think there must be a rude answer to that, Tim. Quite possibly, only a rude answer.

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    "...and Paul said to me, 'No no Simon, this line about Battenberg - I like it' and so after that we'd try to work it in to please him..."

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    Napoleon Dynamite: [referring to Deb's milk] I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.

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    Si Hunt in likes Star Trek shocker!

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    I love that Norton Finance advert where all the people are jumping over hurdles with signs like "No equity" on them. Everyone manages it but the old guy (he doesn't even look that that old) runs very slowly past two hurdles.

    Oh, and just seen something about a Dalek on Five's 'The Hotel Inspectors' tomorrow night @ 9am. Wayne will be setting the recorder as I speak I'm sure.

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    this is the most random thing you will ever see. ever.
    For every fail, there is an equal and opposite win.

    ...Oh, who am I kidding?

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    Replace random with 'unfunny' and you're right.

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    it's still random.
    For every fail, there is an equal and opposite win.

    ...Oh, who am I kidding?

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    It looks very organised to me.

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    New topic!

    I like Topic bars. How come you never see them any more, except in "Celebrations" tins?
    For every fail, there is an equal and opposite win.

    ...Oh, who am I kidding?

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    Ian Levine had all of them for dessert.

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