Doctor Who: Spoof Titles- Food and Drink

[Rob McCow]

Poor Colin! Having to do a whole season of Triathlons - twice!

[Stuart Wallis]

Well why not?

[Antony Cox]

OK, how about spoof DW story titles to do with food & drink:

The Rice Warriors
Anything of the Garlics, etc.
Black Olive
Steakdance
Skate of Decay
The Brain of More Beers
The Fishitation
The Croutons
The Wine Monster
Turbot
The Veal in Space

Come on – there must be loads more!

PS - assuming this idea goes anywhere, can someone change the thread title please?

[SiHart]

Spearmints from Space
The Thyme Monster
Pilau rice of Mars
Curry from the Deep
The Corns of Nimon
Nightmare of Edam
and of course the unmade: The Day Cod Went Mad

Si xx

[Antony Cox]

The Thyme Monster

Si xx

I think that'll take some beating!

BTW thanks for changing the thread title!

[Stuart Wallis]

Marco Polomint
The Carraway Seeds Of Death
Warriors Of The Deep-fried Chips
Pyramints of Mars Bars
Tomb Of The Cidermen etc.

All with music by Murraymint Gold-Wasser

[Ian Lethbridge-Stewart]

Apologies for any repeats!!!


Delta and the Bananamen
Warrior's plate
The Cream Death
The Sultana experimint
Spearmint from Plaice
The scones of Blood
Horror of Brighton Rock
The Bunmakers
The Prawns of Nimon

[Antony Cox]

Image of the Fennel
The Lobster of Peladon
Pastavalva
The Gin Dilemma
The Mackerel Terror
The Cheese
The Quiche of Marinus
The Underwater Mince
The Androids of Tarragon
Venison on Varos
The Flour of Kroll
The Plaice Pirates
The Melons of Weng-Chiang
The Cabbages
Nutmeglos
The Icing Warriors

And of course, the story which was never finished due to strike action:

Chowder

Then there’s the companions:

Merlot
Vegan
Beri
Roast
Donna Kebab

The Doctors:

Patrick Trout
Jon Pear Tree
Tom Baked Bean
Colin Baked Alaska
Peter Gravyson
Christopher Eccles Cake
David Tennant’s Extra

The Arch-Enemies:

The Mustard
The Rani Beans
Davroast
The Garlics

The stuntmen:

Sherry Walsh
Stewed Fell
Derek Medium-Rare
Alan Cinzano

The Producers:

Guiness Lloyd
Berry Letts
Russell Tea Davies

The Directors:

Chris Berry
David Meloney
Trystan De-vere Cola
Nick Mullet
Andrew Morgan’s Rum

I’ll get me jacket potato…..

[Ian Lethbridge-Stewart]

Slow work day Ant?

[Antony Cox]

Yes, very slow-cooker.

Oh dear- I'm at it again, aren't I?

[Ian Lethbridge-Stewart]

Simmer down!!!

[Stuart Wallis]

And we're all grateful you're not saying that to me! A ten-times worse pun...

[Antony Cox]

Just to finish off, there is of course, the mad, cackling Dalek from the end of the last series, Garlic Naan.

[Stuart Wallis]

And why not wash it down with a pint of Unearthly Mild And Bitter?