Doctor Who: Spoof Titles- Food and Drink

[shada pavlova]

The idea simply came to me in a flash. Making up spoof titles for episodes of Doctor Who.

So far, I've got:

• An Unsavoury Child
• (Billy) Connolly in Space
• The Swedes of Doom
• The Dalek Invasion of Perth
• Polo Mint-o
• Pyramids of Snickers
• The Fart in Space
• The Powerful Stench of Garlic
• The Abolished Snowmen

Whaddya think?

[Wayne]

"I don't approve of such things"

[shada pavlova]

...I should've seen that coming.

[Dirk Gently]

Said the peeping tom!


@Wayne

[Andrew Curnow]

The Adenoid Invasion

[Antony Cox]

The Garlic Invasion of Earth
The Brain of More Beers
Bottlefield

[Rob McCow]

NSFA: NOT SAFE FOR ANYONE

The Boob Planet
The Massacre of St. Bartholemew's Boobs.
Boobtown.
Stolen Boobs / Boobies End.

[Andrew Curnow]

The Trial on a Skate Board

[Wayne]

Kipper of Traken
The Dudley Assassin
Blunderworld
The Nice Warriors
The Green Breath
The Wayne of Terror!
Hart of the Haniad!
The Fatal Curse of the Death Soap!

[Andrew Curnow]

Mrs Dale of the Daleks

Archers of Infinity

[Dirk Gently]

Planet of G.I Ants. (American army ants).
The Romulans. (Star trek cross over).
The Pleb Planet.
The Crust aid.
The Chastised.
The Tim Fiddler.

[Andrew Curnow]

Bearmat from Space

[SiHart]

Spearmints from Space.

Si xx

[Antony Cox]

The Enema of the World

[Pip Madeley]

The Veal In Space
Terry Of The Autons
Front Ear In Space
Deaf To The Daleks
Warriors' Grate
The Macbook Terror

[shada pavlova]

The Five Shockers
Worriers of the Deep
Plate of Decay
Deleter and the Num-Lock man
Dragonfart
Grime and the Rani

And, Rob McCow's Favourite Season:
The Boob-os Operation
The Pirate's Boobs
The Boobs of Blood
The Boob-oids of Tara
The Power of Boobs
and...
The Boob-a-geddon Factor.

Now available as a 6-DVD set.

Rated "X".

[Rob McCow]

That's just horrible!

Peter Davison's first season opened with a trip to:

Shadapavlovavalva

[Pip Madeley]

I don't approve of such things.

[Antony Cox]

The Five Dark Towers
Womb of the Cybermen
The Pledge of Destruction
The Terrestrial Haymaker

[Ian Lethbridge-Stewart]

The Mean Death
Yo! Lots of Death
The Irate Janet
The Hurse of Heir Flick
The Weeds of Bloom
The Pleasure Chive
The Gallons of Citroen Diane

[Antony Cox]

They're all great!

[SiHart]

Time and Yer Auntie was always a favourite of mine.

Si xx

[Antony Cox]

The Visit Station
The Greyest Foe is a Fallacy
Carnivore of Monsters

[Rob McCow]

OK - what about spoof titles that fans of board games would appreciate?

[Stuart Wallis]

Don't know about board games, but soccer fans might appreciate:

The Red Devils
The Macari Terror
Footballfield

or any story featuring Jackie "White Hart" Lane