FAO:Doncaster Unemployed Dr Who Fans

[Dino]

Found this in my local jobcentre and aw! What a shame I don't live in Doncaster... or fit the job description...



Job Title DAVID TENNANT LOOK-ALIKE DCG/21456

LocationDONCASTER, SOUTH YORKSHIRE
Hours3 PER WEEK, THURSDAY EVENING
Wage EQUITY RATES OF PAY
Work PatternEvenings
PensionNo details held
DurationTEMPORARY ONLY



Description
David Tennant look-alike required for one evening only on 20th November 2008 for a meet and greet event. Clothing will be provided.



How to apply
For further details about job reference DCG/21456, please telephone Jobseeker Direct on 0845 6060 234. Lines are open 8.00am - 6.00pm weekdays, 9.00am - 1.00pm Saturday. All calls are charged at local rate. Call charges may be different if you call from a mobile phone. Alternatively, visit your local Jobcentre Plus Office and use the customer access phones provided to call Jobseeker Direct. The textphone service for deaf and hearing-impaired people is 0845 6055 255.




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This vacancy meets the requirements of the National Minimum Wage Act

Tempting isn't it?

[WhiteCrow]

I bet they're not an equal opportunity employer - you won't get the job if you're fat, black or a woman!

[Si Hunt]

Dodgy! Why would anyone want to meet and greet a Tennant lookalike? Have they failed to book the real thing after selling all the tickets?

Si.

[WhiteCrow]

After reading the article on David Tennants crazed stalker, and considering some of his more desparate female fans.

I think I could become the first man-pimp of David Tennant look-a-like man-whores. I think I could make quite a lucrative business out of it!

[Antony Cox]

I bet they're not an equal opportunity employer - you won't get the job if you're fat, black or a woman!

Rustie Lee will be signing on for another week, then...

[Paul Monk]

I think I could become the first man-pimp of David Tennant look-a-like man-whores. I think I could make quite a lucrative business out of it!

I'm just imagining you all blinged up with a cane and gold teeth, looking after your "boys" Zunestra style!

[Stuart Wallis]

Not for long though, unless there's a bunch of eleventh Doctor lookie-likees round the back somewhere...

[Rob McCow]

There was a Tennant look alike at a signing in Newbury. That was fine.

The sex-changed Martha Jones look-alike was not fine. Not at all.

[WhiteCrow]

The sex-changed Martha Jones look-alike was not fine. Not at all.

That was a bit of a wierd moment - but not the wierdest bit about Newbury!

[WhiteCrow]

double post whoops

[Dino]

The sex-changed Martha Jones look-alike was not fine. Not at all.

You can imagine his itinerary:

MONDAY: Martha Jones, must bring wig and leather jacket.
TUESDAY: Lando Calrissian, must bring blue cape and false moustache.
WEDNESDAY:Nelson Mandela, must bring white wig and Hawaiian shirt
THURSDAY:Rustie Lee, must bring fright-wig and and two pillows.
FRIDAY:Lenny Kravitz, must bring granny clothes and guitar
SATURDAY: Gary Coleman, must wear trousers with shoes on the knees and kneel down.
SUNDAY:Mr T, must bring jewellery, false beard and mohican wig.

Nice work if you can get it.