Doctor Who Unwrapped (for Xmas)

[Wayne]

The wrapping's not very special, & what's inside is really disappointing. Get rid of the Romans!

[Andrew Curnow]

Oh what a disappointing present - it looks lovely, but it doesn't do anything! Let's be rid of Warriors Gate!

[Si Hunt]

This layer is wallpaper pretending to be a magic eye painting - a load of nonsense feigning something clever. Be gone, Ghost Light!

Si.

[SiHart]

This layer smells of rotten prawns...

Goodbye The Invisible Enemy.

Si xx

[Perry Vale]

This one seems to be some cheap filler, all that's inside is a deux ex machina ending, it's the end of the line for Boom Town!

[Si Hunt]

This layer somehow doesn't match any of the others, but seems to think it's better than them all. Get your stinking ass out of here, Girl In The Fireplace.

Si.

[Perry Vale]

I think that's been unwrapped already! here's what is left to unwrap (by my calculations)....

Marco Polo
The Keys of Marinus
The Aztecs
The Reign of Terror
Planet of Giants
The Dalek Invasion of Earth
The Rescue
The Web Planet
The Crusade
The Time Meddler
Galaxy 4
Mission to the Unknown
The Daleks' Master Plan
The Massacre of St. Bartholomew's Eve
The Savages
The War Machines
The Power of the Daleks
The Underwater Menace
The Moonbase
The Macra Terror
The Faceless Ones
The Evil of the Daleks
The Tomb of the Cybermen
The Enemy of the World
The Web of Fear
The Mind Robber
The Invasion
The Seeds of Death
The War Games
Spearhead from Space
The Ambasaddors of Death
Inferno
Terror of the Autons
The Mind of Evil
The Claws of Axos
Colony in Space
Day of the Daleks
The Curse of Peladon
Carnival of Monsters
Planet of the Daleks
The Green Death
The Time Warrior
Invasion of the Dinosaurs
Death to the Daleks
Planet of the Spider
The Ark in Space
The Sontaran Experiment
Genesis of the Daleks
Revenge of the Cybermen
Terror of the Zygons
The Android Invasion
The Brain of Morbius
The Seeds of Doom
The Masque of Mandragora
The Hand of Fear
The Deadly Assassin
The Face of Evil
Horror of Fang Rock
Image of the Fendahl
Underworld
The Invasion of Time
The Ribos Operation
The Pirate Planet
The Stones of Blood
The Androids of Tara
The Power of Kroll
Destiny of the Daleks
Creature From the Pit
Nightmare of Eden
The Leisure Hive
The Keeper of Traken
Castrovalva
Four to Doomsday
Kinda
Earthshock
Time-Flight
Arc of Infinity
Snakedance
Mawdryn Undead
Enlightenment
The King's Demons
The Awakening
Frontios
Planet of Fire
The Caves of Androzani
Vengeance on Varos
The Mark of the Rani
Revelation of the Daleks
Remembrance of the Daleks
The Curse of Fenric
Survival
Rose
The Unquiet Dead
Dalek
The Empty Child/The Doctor Dances
Bad Wolf/The Parting of the Ways
Children In Need Special
Tooth and Claw
School Reunion
Rise of the Cybermen/The Age of Steel

[Wayne]

In that case i'll throw out the Children In Need bit, because it's not a proper present anyway.

[Dirk Gently]

I smell something fishey in this layer...it's either Su Pollards knickers or The Underwater Menace.

[SiHart]

There's something invisible unwrapping this layer...

Planet of the Daleks is out of here!

Si xx

[Wayne]

I can still smell fish! Oh hang on, there's crabsticks in this one. It's the Macra Terror!

[Perry Vale]

This layer's covered in cheap tin foil, it can't hide what a rubbish present it is though, the budget has run out for Invasion Of Time.

[Rob McCow]

This one's got a card attached.

"Merry Christmas, Planet Earth! We've been going round and round the same points in a time loop for a good while now, but at least it makes it easy to do the Christmas Shopping! This year we've got a special gift for the people of Earth: Guess what? Axonite! Just place it under your Christmas tree and watch it glow."
That's the same thing they give every year! Well, bye bye to The Claws of Axos then!

[SiHart]

Ho! Ho! Ho! My Dear Doctor! This Christmas I've come up with a plan that's so fine you'll never be able to stop me...

Oh you spotted me straight away despite my French accent...

Bye bye The Kings Demons!

Si xx

[Wayne]

This ones so cheap & tacky that it's not worth unwrapping, it's a total Nightmare of Eden.

[Logo Polish]

Now this one has lots of games...it's Bad Wolf/Parting of the ways...so off you go, but I've one last message for it... have a fantastic life...do that for me.

[Perry Vale]

This one seems to take forever to unwrap, and all I'm left with is an eyepatch! Inferno ends up on the scrapheap.....

[Wayne]

This little stocking filler didn't prove to be up to much. I'd rather have the apple & orange. Away with 'The King's Demons'!

[Perry Vale]

Twice in five posts!

[Wayne]

oops I'll change mine to Castrovalva then.

[Anthony Williams]

whats this? it's got some great characterisation, but is wrapped a bit too much... byebye to Marco Polo!

Ant x

[Stuart Wallis]

Oh dear! The bits on it have been systematically CSOed on time and again! Who last had the receipt for Underworld?

[Perry Vale]

This one contains a cheap polystyrene tombstone, a wig, a broken watch, an annoying DJ, a stale roll, but no sign of the Doctor anywhere, must be Revelation Of The Daleks.

[Wayne]

Hmmm..... has the Master had a sex change? Oh no, hang on he's rattling around in there as well, along with a flexable tree. Away with Mark of the Rani!

[Dirk Gently]

What's this? It goes on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on...it's The Daleks' Master Plan.