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  1. 2nd Apr 2009, 2:24 PM #1
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    Default The New, Shiny Random Thread

    I'll get a popular, long-running thread started if it kills me!
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    That's killed that idea then.
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    After your comment on the Eye Candy thread just now - no, you haven't got it for me, have you.
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    For every fail, there is an equal and opposite win.

    Feel free to plunder that in your signatures.
    For every fail, there is an equal and opposite win.

    ...Oh, who am I kidding?
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    I've been failing to win the Lottery for years, where's my win then!?
  6. 3rd Apr 2009, 9:49 AM #6
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    Where are my aides?!
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    Well, that's the end of that, then...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirk Gently View Post
    I've been failing to win the Lottery for years, where's my win then!?
    Ah, well now... Why am I reminded of the Max Boyce rugby poen which sees an England supporter praying?

    "Come on God, let's see a try.
    It really would be t'wiffic!"
    Then Gareth [Edwards] scored, and God replied,
    "You should've been specific."
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    OK I'll be specific ...:-
    "GOD, I'd like to be the only winner of the £26 million Euro-millions jackpot tonight!"

    Specific enough?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Antony Cox View Post
    Well, that's the end of that, then...
    Ant, is everything alright?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirk Gently View Post
    OK I'll be specific ...:-
    "GOD, I'd like to be the only winner of the £26 million Euro-millions jackpot tonight!"

    Specific enough?
    I was thinking more along the lines of, the £26 million I won should have gone to you, maybe?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirk Gently View Post
    Ant, is everything alright?
    Last day at work today - the redundancy fairy has been sprinkling her magic dust again...

    Now I'm the redundancy fairy!

    Thanks for asking.
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    Oh crikey! Hope there's something turning up soon Ant.
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    Oh my.

    I'm sorry to hear that Ant. Hope you're OK.

    Si xx

    I've just got my handcuffs and my truncheon and that's enough.
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    Thanks, Si & Stuart.

    I can blub tomorrow after a few glasses of wine...
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    Hope you get new employment quickly, Ant.
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    Get Off My Boat!

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    Ant, I'm sorry you've lost your job, but you have more to offer a new company in skills than I have at the moment!

    Chin up old sport!
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    We had a random thread years before everyone started using Twitter!
    Pity. I have no understanding of the word. It is not registered in my vocabulary bank. EXTERMINATE!
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    I'm really sorry to hear that, Ant.
    I'm sure you'll get a new job soon, but not too soon.
    I hope they gave you loads of money & you can now enjoy a spending spree before starting your new job.
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    Sorry to hear about that Ant, I know you mentioned it a few weeks ago but I was hoping there might be some change. Looking forward to seeing you tomorrow
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    Let me in at your win-dooooooooooooo-ooooow!

    Si xx

    I've just got my handcuffs and my truncheon and that's enough.
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    Si's obviously been to the Post Office at lunchtime.

    Either that or he's been listening to the writer of Kinda.
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    Si sounds like he's been cursed.
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    The Curse of the Sepiroth?
    For every fail, there is an equal and opposite win.

    ...Oh, who am I kidding?

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