The Random Thread

[Wayne]

There's worse thing to be remembered as than "The Slyther".

I'll second that.

[SiHart]

I just don't know if the new Tropical Flavour Robinson's Fruit and Barley is a good thing or not.

Si xx

[Trudi G]

I know an old lady who swallowed a fly, i don't know why she swallowed a fly, perhaps she'll die....

[Wayne]

I could do with sorting myself out with a new printer.

[Wayne]

"He's so stiff, it's like he's got stick up his ass. And even the stick up his ass has got a stick up it's ass." (sic)

[Rob McCow]

More food was required today. A 1 Panini from Benji's was just the ticket! Cheese and chicken with tomata salsa. Perfect.

[Dave Tudor]

It's flooded again.

[Pip Madeley]

Some sort of plunger might be in order.

[Trudi G]

I feel knackered already - i've got Christian off school cos they've been working them so hard on the school play that he'd almost totally lost his voice this morning (he's got it back again tho!). And i've just popped online to see if Pip was here, but he isn't. I feel like sleeping for a week right now....

[Stuart Wallis]

Bless! Pip, one special hug has been ordered! No, not by me! - oh

If P-bal or anyone else is interested, there's a book out Nul Points by Tim Moore; it's about those who've nul-pointed in Eurovision. Plug over.

[SiHart]

I wonder what I should cook for dinner?

Si xx

[Wayne]

I fancy paella.

[Jeff]

I fancy paella.

Odd name. Is she cute?

[Wayne]

She looks like a plate of rice & prawns.

[SiHart]

I went for the chilli in the freezer. Of course it's chilli in the freezer. Oh dear.

Si xx

[Jeff]

She looks like a plate of rice & prawns.

They say there's no accounting for taste.

[Wayne]

I'm reminded of a quote by Lemmy, when he first took up residence in sunny USA; An interviewer asked him something like: 'What are you gonna do now that you're living over here'?
Lemmy said: 'I'm gonna eat the girls & sleep with the food'.

[SiHart]

"Sea bathing recommended Mistress. A traditional Earth exercise."

Si xx

[SiHart]

I'm aiming to make the rest of the weekend strop free.

Will I make it though?

Si xx

[Si Hunt]

Whatever happened to little Haley Joel-Osmont?

Sentenced to Rehab and drug addiction treatment recently, that's what!

[Rob McCow]

That's shocking - and not just the hair-do. His career seems to have been over in a flash!

[Stuart Wallis]

I'm amazed at what I've just seen online - something from Nintendo advertising "all the Wii you can handle!"

An advert that hardly bears thinking about! "Hello shopkeeper, I fancy a Wii!"

[Wayne]

Dissapointing lack of Strictly Bunton pics on Google.

[Rob McCow]

Try Yahoo! Videos.

[Wayne]

Or Fuzzy Screencaps R Us.