The Random Thread

[Anthony Williams]

I wear the cheese. The cheese does not wear me!

[Gisela]

Good for you

I'm going fo a bath.

[Pip Madeley]

Work just tried to get me to do extra hours this morning...

I DON'T THINK SO!

[brandynigma]

I really need to do the washing up. The remains of last Sunday's Thai food is attempting to communicate.

[Raston]

Once there was a spike
His name was bill
he worked very hard
and lived up a hill

One day he was blue
another he was green
sometimes on a cloudy night
he can't be seen

I am not a spike
nor am i green
think what you like
I am an apple

[Dave Tudor]

I'm hungry.

[Si Hunt]

I saw a news article about President Bush visiting Jorden, and for a minute I didn't actually think that Peter Andres wife was involved.

[Captain Tancredi]

The other day I answered my work phone "Lending Services, Neil speaking".

Neil is the guy who sits opposite me.

[Teresa]

Merry Christmas Planet Skaro!!

Now we can play Christmas songs, and put up decorations to our hearts contents...
I hope everyone has a wonderful Christmas time, and enjoys the spirit of the season!!

Love
Teresa
~XxX~

[Pip Madeley]

Bumhug.

[Wayne]

Ho hum.

[Gisela]

Only 26 days until christmas is over.

[Si Hunt]

Did anyone see the cover of the Daily Express on Wednesday? It's headline was "Council Tax Rises 85%". It's clearly implying a future rise, which obviously would be scandalous. Only when you delve into the story do you discover that this apparent revelation refers to a rise over a period of historical time, in actual fact 10 years.

I hate the Daily Express and wouldn't buy it if it was the only form of paper type substance left in the whole world. Even if I really needed a poo.

Si.

[Matthew T]

Did anyone see the cover of the Daily Express on Wednesday? It's headline was "Council Tax Rises 85%". It's clearly implying a future rise, which obviously would be scandalous. Only when you delve into the story do you discover that this apparent revelation refers to a rise over a period of historical time, in actual fact 10 years.

I hate the Daily Express and wouldn't buy it if it was the only form of paper type substance left in the whole world. Even if I really needed a poo.

Si.

That must've been the only occasion in the past 9 years that their headline hasn't referred to Princess Diana.

[Si Hunt]

What about all the headlines informing us that the housing market is about to collapse?

Si.

[SiHart]

"It's a doomy old day! I mean just look at that sky, just look at it!"

Si xx

[Captain Tancredi]

That must've been the only occasion in the past 9 years that their headline hasn't referred to Princess Diana.

Ah, but given that the council tax increase has mostly taken place since Diana's death, they're probably going to try and pin it on that.

[Trudi G]

My fingers smell of cheese...

[Pip Madeley]

Yes, the colours are changing, but they'll settle down...

[Simon R]

There a handful of those cheapo Domini and Alice Adventures in Time BBV audio CDs in the charity shop.

We did not buy them.

[Anthony Williams]

this song aint 'bout no bootie... it's about transistors! ya dig?

Ant x

[Paul Clement]

There a handful of those cheapo Domini and Alice Adventures in Time BBV audio CDs in the charity shop.

I struggled to sell my BBV audios on ebay, most went, but only for a couple of quid each. Pretty disappointing really.

[Rob McCow]

More food was required today. A 1 Panini from Benji's was just the ticket! Cheese and chicken with tomata salsa. Perfect.

[Dave Tudor]

It's flooded again.

[Pip Madeley]

Some sort of plunger might be in order.