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  1. #976
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    "Excellent to see you, excellent."

    *clenches fist*

  2. #977
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    Though the animated gif version have him singing 'Bring Me Sunshine'.

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    Wow, she looked good today.

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    PIXAR Spoof.

    Totally Viral!

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    This is better than the last one. Phil Collins has got competition.

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    Go stick your head in a pig.

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    Kenny Everett was bloody marvellous.

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    He was too. We've just been watching his first BBC series and while it's patchy in places, the overall quality is pretty damn good. he was one of my heroes when i was a kid.

    It's all done in the best POSSIBLE taste!

    Si xx

    I've just got my handcuffs and my truncheon and that's enough.

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    You may say that, I couldn't possibly comment; now put it away!

    If anyone has a magic wand that we could wave in order to bring Kenny back, could they please use it? We could do with a bit more fun in our lives.

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    I cannot be other than what I am
    Until the man who made me dies
    Power & glory will fall to me, finally,
    Only when he last closes his eyes.


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    What am I?
    6 letters.

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    Clothes of brass and hair of brown
    Seldom need to breathe
    Don't need no wings to fly
    Ooh and a heart of stone
    And a fear of fire and water

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    Who am I?

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    Dervla Kirwan?

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    One by one we come to life,
    Then side-by-side we wait
    While our company swells in numbers
    (Some come early, some come late);
    And some of us may bore you,
    And some of us enthral,
    But you cannot choose between us
    You must take us one and all.
    We'll be bound together tightly
    For we're naught if we break free.
    WHAT ARE WE?

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    Last edited by Dirk Gently; 2nd Nov 2007 at 1:05 PM.

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    It's the people that matter.

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    If I could snooze (which I seem to be incapable of unless I'm ill) I would have a snooze now.

    Si xx

    I've just got my handcuffs and my truncheon and that's enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SiHart View Post
    If I could snooze (which I seem to be incapable of
    Give it another few years.

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    Today's word is: FLILF

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    Fit Ladies I Like (To) ****?

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    I heard the word MILF used on Radio 1 the other day. The fact that, thanks to PS, I knew what it meant made me feel like I was down wid da kidz, yo.

    How cool am I?

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    Yo is da nuts, bro! Or something.
    Quote Originally Posted by Pip Madeley View Post
    Fit Ladies I Like (To) ****?
    Close - apparently it's something to do with a US Presidential candidate's wife...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave Tudor View Post
    Close - apparently it's something to do with a US Presidential candidate's wife...
    Fit Ladies I Like (to) First? (lady)!

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    Why have there been no updates to The Amazing World of Si Hart lately? I demand an update!

    Si.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirk Gently View Post
    Fit Ladies I Like (to) First? (lady)!
    Almost - First Lady I'd Like To ****

    Coined on The Daily Show With Jon Stewart, apparently, in reference to this lady, Elizabeth Kucinich:



    The one on the right, obviously.

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    He's thinking "If I were forty years younger, I'd plough that till next July."

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    He probably does, the lucky bar steward!

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